• 23 Jun 2008 at 9:22 AM

Barbara Walters Does Not Want To Talk About The Sex She Had With Alan Greenspan, Ace Greenberg 40 Years Ago

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alangreenspanfive.jpgHere’s a pretty hideous injustice, the broader economic implications of which are yet unknown, though they most certainly will be dire: Barbara Walters, whose autobiography Audition details, among other things, her sometimes simultaneous doing of Alan Greenspan and Ace Greenberg, has left out any mention of the former Fed chair and the former Bear chair in the book’s audio version. That’s right, the (best!) chapter, entitled “Special Men in My Life,” is skipped over completely. According to BaWa’s publisher, Random House, the omission is due to time constraints, though that strikes as us a bold-faced lie. While one gets the sense that Greenberg is staving off the tears by keeping busy with his new job at JPMorgan, magic tricks and dog shows, Greenspan, whose retirement gig consists of feeding his own ego [8:00 am scan the papers for mentions, 8:45 am Google self, including nicknames, 9:30 am preserve legacy by making sure no one listens to Bernanke**], is clearly not taking the slap in the face in stride. Will he invoke the Law of Return and bring it back to Walters three-fold (“You leave me out of the audio component? I release the sex tape in high-def”)? We’ll just have to wait and see.
Earlier: Barbara Walters Has Done 80 Percent Of Wall Street’s Living Dinosaurs
Barbara Walters’ Memoir: The No-Sex Edition [Time]
**all performed from bathtub

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Comments (13)

  1. 1
    Posted by Clown Capital | June 23, 2008 at 9:50 AM

    Maybe if Bdub was still up to her old trollop ways in ’07, Jimmy C could have offered her services to Jamie “I’ll fight you for a penny in the couch!” Dimon. She’s all about financial celebrities.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | June 23, 2008 at 9:54 AM

    financial celebrities tend to be pretty crap celebrities compared to the rest of BW’s resume. don’t kid yourself banker rockstar.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | June 23, 2008 at 10:04 AM

    Babs taught Ace how to make that ‘ole rabbit disappear.She’s a trouper!

  4. 4
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | June 23, 2008 at 10:06 AM

    Who could possibly pass on a magician?

  5. 5
    Posted by FUNdamental | June 23, 2008 at 10:22 AM

    The sex tape of these two is just some etchings on a cave wall.

  6. 6
    Posted by NotNasser | June 23, 2008 at 10:29 AM

    Doing the two Alans “simultaneously”?
    Of all the threesomes you could conjure up, that one is the one I would most desperately love to get out of my head.

  7. 7
    Posted by Joseph di Jersey City | June 23, 2008 at 10:35 AM

    Does Bawbwa herself read the audio version? If so I could imagine how challenging describing the sex-with-fossil festivities in her normal perky/obsequious interview voice would be. I have to confess disappointment that she, being a trouper, didn’t give it a shot.
    She should have done Castro while she was at it.

  8. 8
    Posted by Investorcluzo | June 23, 2008 at 11:11 AM

    doesn’t she know that sex sells (even with fossils)? did she really think her “potential” customers wouldn’t find out about this until after they listened to 5 1/2 hours of her droning? beyatch please…

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | June 23, 2008 at 11:11 AM

    this is just plain frickin gross

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    Posted by guest | June 23, 2008 at 1:09 PM

    so… you are saying an STD took BSC down?

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