• 25 Jun 2008 at 12:52 PM

Bear Stearns: What Can We Do To Show Everyone We Mean Business?

By Bess Levin

A little book of magic from our wiccan CEO.


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Confidential to the twerp who outbid us on the deck of limited edition Ace Greenberg BSC playing cards: touch this bitch, unless you’re planning on wrapping it up in a bow and sending it our way, and we will cut you.
Bear Stearns Ace’s Little Book of MAGIC [eBay]

Comments (11)

  1. 1
    Posted by lemmerdeur | June 25, 2008 at 1:22 PM

    Thanks! Almost missed that one.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | June 25, 2008 at 1:50 PM

    Stars look just like chart of BSC stock price over last six months. Magic must be Ace’s forecast of Jimmy & Co’s pissing all over the firm.

  3. 3
    Posted by hedgehog | June 25, 2008 at 2:35 PM

    @1:50 HAH! Brilliant on the stars.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | June 25, 2008 at 2:46 PM

    For my next trick, Im going to make all of your money disappear, along with your hopes and dream….-Ace Greenberg
    Calling this guy Ace is like calling Gasparino smart

  5. 5
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | June 25, 2008 at 2:49 PM

    “Pages detail a bunch of magic tricks.” HAHA.
    This is great, but I want a BSC cloak to wear at home, while I’m sorting out these tricks. The Bear Witch Project.

  6. 6
    Posted by JimBob | June 25, 2008 at 2:53 PM

    Can anyone tell me where I can find a Bear Stearns headband. Looked on Ebay but no luck.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | June 25, 2008 at 2:59 PM

    I don’t sweat BS.

  8. 8
    Posted by Anal_yst | June 25, 2008 at 3:07 PM

    bear stearns roach clip? Anyone?

  9. 9
    Posted by miami | June 25, 2008 at 3:32 PM

    I’m not bidding until I see an official Ace’s re-used Paper Clip.
    The roach clip joke woulda been funny 6 months ago.

  10. 10
    Posted by Anal_yst | June 25, 2008 at 3:34 PM

    miami, i’m busy printing money over here (not at all), I can’t be funny all the time (slash ever)

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | June 26, 2008 at 5:44 AM

    Matthew Tannin’s business card is going for $22.19 on Ebay so far….

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