Bear Stearns: What Can We Do To Show Everyone We Mean Business?

A little book of magic from our wiccan CEO.

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Confidential to the twerp who outbid us on the deck of limited edition Ace Greenberg BSC playing cards: touch this bitch, unless you're planning on wrapping it up in a bow and sending it our way, and we will cut you.


Bear Stearns Ace's Little Book of MAGIC [eBay]

Comments

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Posted by lemmerdeur , Jun 25, 2008 1:22PM

Thanks! Almost missed that one.

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Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2008 1:50PM

Stars look just like chart of BSC stock price over last six months. Magic must be Ace's forecast of Jimmy & Co's pissing all over the firm.

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Posted by hedgehog , Jun 25, 2008 2:35PM

@1:50 HAH! Brilliant on the stars.

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Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2008 2:46PM

For my next trick, Im going to make all of your money disappear, along with your hopes and dream....-Ace Greenberg

Calling this guy Ace is like calling Gasparino smart

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Posted by Lowly Assistant , Jun 25, 2008 2:49PM

"Pages detail a bunch of magic tricks." HAHA.

This is great, but I want a BSC cloak to wear at home, while I'm sorting out these tricks. The Bear Witch Project.

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Posted by JimBob , Jun 25, 2008 2:53PM

Can anyone tell me where I can find a Bear Stearns headband. Looked on Ebay but no luck.

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Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2008 2:59PM

I don't sweat BS.

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Posted by Anal_yst , Jun 25, 2008 3:07PM

bear stearns roach clip? Anyone?

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Posted by miami , Jun 25, 2008 3:32PM

I'm not bidding until I see an official Ace's re-used Paper Clip.

The roach clip joke woulda been funny 6 months ago.

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Posted by Anal_yst , Jun 25, 2008 3:34PM

miami, i'm busy printing money over here (not at all), I can't be funny all the time (slash ever)

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Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2008 5:44AM

Matthew Tannin's business card is going for $22.19 on Ebay so far....

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