• 19 Jun 2008 at 12:56 PM

Blind Item: Who Is Now Legally Obligated To Tell Billy Ash Which Way The Wind Blows?

By John Carney

billyashpiano.jpgAs noted earlier, gay pimp Billy Ash got married on Tuesday. Despite Filomena Tobias’s absence, it was reportedly a beautiful wedding, and Mr. and Mr. Ash are now enjoying a romantic honeymoon in Paris. But who is the other half of this Palm Beach power couple? Ash, that dirty, dirty tease, only told us his husband is “an on-camera weather guy who use to be a big deal on Wall Street, and yes, he’s Jewish and worth a bundle.” We literally have no idea who this catch could possibly be but trust that at least one of you can figure it out. So stop what you’re doing, and get on it. I don’t think I need to say it but just to be clear– this takes precedence over all other matters today.

Comments (19)

  1. 1
    Posted by HAM05 | June 19, 2008 at 1:47 PM

    definitely ron blarney.

  2. 2
    Posted by bank_teller | June 19, 2008 at 1:55 PM

    i hear jimmy cayne knows which way the wind blows

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | June 19, 2008 at 2:11 PM

    Sam Champion

  4. 4
    Posted by EricM | June 19, 2008 at 2:12 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcRiG_E0XJM

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | June 19, 2008 at 2:13 PM

    No way Sam Champion goes from blowing Piazza to chugging on this fat ass clown’s man juice!
    Next…

  6. 6
    Posted by Cincinnatus C | June 19, 2008 at 2:17 PM

    tom skilling? (jeff’s brother btw)

  7. 7
    Posted by Cincinnatus C | June 19, 2008 at 2:18 PM

    tom skilling? (jeff’s brother btw)

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | June 19, 2008 at 2:19 PM

    @EricM – nice pull, but I doubt he’s a Jew.
    Closer, but still not there:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffcGPjs9Glk

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | June 19, 2008 at 2:19 PM

    @EricM – nice pull, but I doubt he’s a Jew.
    Closer, but still not there:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffcGPjs9Glk
    2StopShop

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | June 19, 2008 at 2:43 PM

    Sam champion blew piazza?? What???
    I am submitting Storm Field as my entry

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | June 19, 2008 at 2:55 PM

    As noted just now … Filomena is back!

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | June 19, 2008 at 3:01 PM

    http://www.miamiherald.com/924/gallery/549873.html?number=2

  13. 13
    Posted by Clown Capital | June 19, 2008 at 3:39 PM

    Who the f%#*k cares?!? That fat banana smuggler can eat Jimmy C’s a**.

  14. 14
    Posted by Finnegan | June 19, 2008 at 4:39 PM

    Every time someone finds “love” my heart fills a bit more with hatred. Betting his true significant other is his hand in drag.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | June 19, 2008 at 4:43 PM

    The strangest twist of all would be if his new love was one of the other Tobias brothers!

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | June 19, 2008 at 5:55 PM

    I agree I think she killed him and the brother’s wouldn’t of gotten a penny if Billy Ash didn’t come forward. All they had left was his deposition. Filomena and Billy both provided us a great deal of entertainment. Now that Billy is out of the picture, how do I apply to be Filomena’s psychic? Sounds like he was getting a lot? How hard could it be? Filomena’s insane..lol!

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | June 19, 2008 at 10:05 PM

    Filomena Tobias did not attend today’s court hearing and her attorneys said she would not be available for comment. She also never helped the police. Why is she hiding? Why did she settle? Sure sounds like she did it?

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | June 23, 2008 at 3:01 PM

    For those who want to send flowers to the new Groom and Groom, they can be sent to:
    3836 Front Street., #102
    San Diego, Ca., 92103
    or you can email him at,
    californiapsychicguy@hotmail.com

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2008 at 1:07 PM

    you really think he got married…just one more of his many lies. When will you stop believing this guy and printing his name

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