• 10 Jun 2008 at 5:54 PM

Caption Contest Tuesday

By Bess Levin

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The Donald Gets A Scottish Cheer [Portfolio]

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  1. 1
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 6:02 PM

    Dr. Emmett Brown: Great Scott!

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 6:03 PM

    Dr. Emmett Brown: Great Scott!

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 6:05 PM

    –Calgary Schmooze

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 6:05 PM

    “TRMP, 1 YEAR: -80%”

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 6:06 PM

    Fuck. Fukn website ate my comment. Now it’s not funny anymore. Fuck.
    –CS

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 6:09 PM

    “It’s windy today,” reports Teri Garr.

  7. 7
    Posted by HAM05 | June 10, 2008 at 6:09 PM

    ‘i just got done fucking my beautiful wife’
    …i got nothin

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 6:12 PM

    6:02 (& i guess 6:03, doh) here
    theory: HAM = Norm MacDonald
    that was pretty amusing

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 6:23 PM

    No mention of Canada today? The central bank didn’t cut – lots of tap on the shoulder, blood all over the fucking street. I mean, we know its a funny little market, but this is your chance to rub it in…

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 6:23 PM

    The Donald’s hair is ready for a duel against William Shatner’s hairpiece

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 6:38 PM

    I’m not your buddy, guy!

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 6:40 PM

    Wind isn’t the only thing Trump doesn’t like taking from behind.
    -Blade Asset Management

  13. 13
    Posted by Judson_Clark | June 10, 2008 at 6:44 PM

    I’m not your guy, friend!

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 6:47 PM

    The Donald: “Man, that airplane needs a partner.”

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 6:48 PM

    The Donald: “Man I hate it when Buffett rubs my head for good luck!”

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 6:49 PM

    “Jesus Christ! Someone tell Eva Longoria to put some make up on!!”

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 6:51 PM

    The Donald: “That’s what an “upper-decker” is???”

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 6:53 PM

    “I can’t afford a Commodore’s hat so I styled it to look like one.”

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 6:54 PM

    “Here’s my impression of Rosie after 5 hours with a double-headed one…”

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 6:56 PM

    “I don’t lose money; I print it!!”

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 6:58 PM

    Yo, you bitches…I’m electric!

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 7:05 PM

    “Just got out of the Fashion Meets Finance post party”

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 7:14 PM

    Donald: “I told you, this is how wind turbines work! You don’ t need this freaking oil. Just look at my hair “!

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 7:21 PM

    “I don’t care what anyone says – bald is not beautiful!”

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 7:22 PM

    The Don quietly drops “Trump Hair” brand.

  26. 26
    Posted by FUNdamental | June 10, 2008 at 7:24 PM

    which way to the flock of seagulls audition?

  27. 27
    Posted by diablo | June 10, 2008 at 8:47 PM

    A picture of the Donald, emulating the hottest astronaut so as to score some points.
    http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/242216main_nyberg-m_428-321.jpg

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 9:36 PM

    Look, helmet laws are just stupid, for losers who can’t handle speed, or who don’t have their own built in helmet, because they are poor and losers.

  29. 29
    Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2008 at 9:45 PM

    I got nothing. But thanks for the new screen saver.

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 9:48 PM

    1.21 gigawatts! go for it Marty.

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 10:06 PM

    @6:48 pm was the best.

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | June 10, 2008 at 10:58 PM

    Trump This!!!

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 12:07 AM

    I just got done fucking my beautiful daughter.
    Now let’s go play some golf.

  34. 34
    Posted by merkin capital partners | June 11, 2008 at 12:12 AM

    god bless you Eight Belles…your uses are endless.

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 12:13 AM

    What is the difference between Trump’s hair and Spitzer’s whore?
    Trump’s hair says, “Cock-a-doodle-do!” and Spitzer’s whore says, “Any-cock’ll-do.”

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 12:14 AM

    The Trump empire gets hit by a “blonde swan” event.

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 1:09 AM

    Wnat’s the difference between Trump’s hair and Spitzer’s whore?
    Location, location, location.

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 7:58 AM

    I got nothing, but I had to say that there are some funny fuckers here.

  39. 39
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 8:49 AM

    Photo taken immediately before a lightning bolt struck down the blond don.

  40. 40
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 8:54 AM

    Trump to head of hair:
    “YOUR FIRED!”

  41. 41
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 8:55 AM

    *YOU’RE

  42. 42
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 8:56 AM

    i’m going with “blonde swan” on this one

  43. 43
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 9:04 AM

    The rarely-seen reclusive Rod Stewart appeared today to refute stories of yet another paternity suit.

  44. 44
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 9:25 AM

    My hair is huge..trumptastic. I’m a trendsetter and everyone will be wearing it this way next season. Huge!

  45. 45
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 10:03 AM

    “I just sharted. ughhhhhh”

  46. 46
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 10:13 AM

    Quick, get me Paul Mitchell on the phone……

  47. 47
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 10:17 AM

    Fuck Trump. Maybe somebody will waste him.

  48. 48
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 10:20 AM

    Rosie is still a sasquatch.

  49. 49
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 10:23 AM

    The Apprentice, hair today, gone tomorrow….

  50. 50
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 10:33 AM

    The day the world finally realized Trump was the reincanation of Medusa, the greek she-monster.

  51. 51
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 10:53 AM

    I thought Gary Busey had a rough night.

  52. 52
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 11:07 AM

    That diamond studded mirror i bought really hinders my ability to see myself while i get dressed. I hope my tie is on straight.

  53. 53
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 11:10 AM

    I can’t believe that goddamn pilot thought he could keep me from sticking my head out the window….its my private jet and I’ll do what I want!!

  54. 54
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 11:27 AM

    this photo was taken just as Lee Harvey Oswald clipped DJT as he walked by the Scottish Kilt Depository.

  55. 55
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 11:32 AM

    I heard he combs his ass air around to the front of his body to create his manbush

  56. 56
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 11:33 AM

    I heard he combs his ass hair around to the front of his body to create his manbush

  57. 57
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 11:45 AM

    The “before” picture for Trump Hair Gel for Men.

  58. 58
    Posted by guest | June 11, 2008 at 12:05 PM

    “What do you mean my tie is crooked?”

  59. 59
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2008 at 7:25 AM

    That was below the belt. He’ll cry himself to sleep tonight on his ‘uge pilla.

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