Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 6:03PM

Dr. Emmett Brown: Great Scott!

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 6:05PM

--Calgary Schmooze

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 6:05PM

"TRMP, 1 YEAR: -80%"

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 6:06PM

Fuck. Fukn website ate my comment. Now it's not funny anymore. Fuck.

--CS

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 6:09PM

"It's windy today," reports Teri Garr.

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 6:12PM

6:02 (& i guess 6:03, doh) here

theory: HAM = Norm MacDonald

that was pretty amusing

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 6:23PM

No mention of Canada today? The central bank didn't cut - lots of tap on the shoulder, blood all over the fucking street. I mean, we know its a funny little market, but this is your chance to rub it in...

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 6:23PM

The Donald's hair is ready for a duel against William Shatner's hairpiece

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 6:38PM

I'm not your buddy, guy!

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 6:40PM

Wind isn't the only thing Trump doesn't like taking from behind.
-Blade Asset Management

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 6:47PM

The Donald: "Man, that airplane needs a partner."

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 6:48PM

The Donald: "Man I hate it when Buffett rubs my head for good luck!"

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 6:49PM

"Jesus Christ! Someone tell Eva Longoria to put some make up on!!"

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 6:51PM

The Donald: "That's what an "upper-decker" is???"

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 6:53PM

"I can't afford a Commodore's hat so I styled it to look like one."

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 6:54PM

"Here's my impression of Rosie after 5 hours with a double-headed one..."

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 6:56PM

"I don't lose money; I print it!!"

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 6:58PM

Yo, you bitches...I'm electric!

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 7:05PM

"Just got out of the Fashion Meets Finance post party"

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 7:14PM

Donald: "I told you, this is how wind turbines work! You don' t need this freaking oil. Just look at my hair "!

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 7:21PM

"I don't care what anyone says - bald is not beautiful!"

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 7:22PM

The Don quietly drops "Trump Hair" brand.

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 9:36PM

Look, helmet laws are just stupid, for losers who can't handle speed, or who don't have their own built in helmet, because they are poor and losers.

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 9:48PM

1.21 gigawatts! go for it Marty.

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 10:06PM

@6:48 pm was the best.

Posted by guest , Jun 10, 2008 10:58PM

Trump This!!!

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 12:07AM

I just got done fucking my beautiful daughter.
Now let's go play some golf.

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 12:13AM

What is the difference between Trump's hair and Spitzer's whore?

Trump's hair says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!" and Spitzer's whore says, "Any-cock'll-do."

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 12:14AM

The Trump empire gets hit by a "blonde swan" event.

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 1:09AM

Wnat's the difference between Trump's hair and Spitzer's whore?

Location, location, location.

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 7:58AM

I got nothing, but I had to say that there are some funny fuckers here.

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 8:49AM

Photo taken immediately before a lightning bolt struck down the blond don.

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 8:54AM

Trump to head of hair:
"YOUR FIRED!"

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 8:55AM

*YOU'RE

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 8:56AM

i'm going with "blonde swan" on this one

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 9:04AM

The rarely-seen reclusive Rod Stewart appeared today to refute stories of yet another paternity suit.

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 9:25AM

My hair is huge..trumptastic. I'm a trendsetter and everyone will be wearing it this way next season. Huge!

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 10:03AM

"I just sharted. ughhhhhh"

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 10:13AM

Quick, get me Paul Mitchell on the phone......

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 10:17AM

Fuck Trump. Maybe somebody will waste him.

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 10:20AM

Rosie is still a sasquatch.

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 10:23AM

The Apprentice, hair today, gone tomorrow....

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 10:33AM

The day the world finally realized Trump was the reincanation of Medusa, the greek she-monster.

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 10:53AM

I thought Gary Busey had a rough night.

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 11:07AM

That diamond studded mirror i bought really hinders my ability to see myself while i get dressed. I hope my tie is on straight.

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 11:10AM

I can't believe that goddamn pilot thought he could keep me from sticking my head out the window....its my private jet and I'll do what I want!!

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 11:27AM

this photo was taken just as Lee Harvey Oswald clipped DJT as he walked by the Scottish Kilt Depository.

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 11:32AM

I heard he combs his ass air around to the front of his body to create his manbush

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 11:33AM

I heard he combs his ass hair around to the front of his body to create his manbush

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 11:45AM

The "before" picture for Trump Hair Gel for Men.

Posted by guest , Jun 11, 2008 12:05PM

"What do you mean my tie is crooked?"

Posted by guest , Jun 12, 2008 7:25AM

That was below the belt. He'll cry himself to sleep tonight on his 'uge pilla.