With no new posts today so far, billionaire dollar big boy Carl Icahn’s blog is off to a rather bland start. Where are his diatribes against Yahoo? Are the lawyers curbing Carl’s tongue?
We’re getting a bit worried. What if Carl doesn’t live up to all our hopes and dreams?
The standard rants about everything that is wrong with Corporate America are accurate, but we would prefer Carl to wax poetic about why Yahoo management is destroying the company’s future prospects and stock price. Doesn’t he at least owe all his hedge fund buddies who piled into Yahoo after he made his move a bit more color on this? Where are his thoughts on the mass departure of Yahoo executives?
We say give the lawyers the finger, throw all caution to the wind, and tell us what you really think, Carl.
–by senior Carl Icahn stalker Travis
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Glad he ain’t a hot Carl.
Icahn blew his load. First rule of blogging is if you have a bunch of content, don’t dump it all at once, dole it out in bite-size chunks.
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Hey you know what would be nice? If Dealbreaker had weekend content. That would be awesome because I am on my 2000th reading of “Cautious Carl” and I am starting to doubt whether it deserves that much attention.