We’re all for unrelenting mockery of the Citi that never sleeps. That much should be obvious. But can we get a ruling on how much longer the story about Dollar Dominatrix Meredith Whitney downgrading the C in October is allowed to be discussed before we move on to more recent anecdotal evidence of the ‘group earning its You Suck recommendation, like CEO Vikram Pandit taking naps in the handicapped bathroom when that sort of behavior is expressly forbidden? The most recent instance, from the August issue of Bloomberg Markets Magazine, is actually not so painful in its rehashing of the tale, partially because it brings up a good point: Deutsche Bank’s Mike Mayo, and not Whitney, was actually the first to downgrade Citi, though she’s the one who’s gotten all the glory (attention she professes to “love”). But mostly because it brings up this:
Together: Fuck hell yes! We are the motherfucking analysts– do not mess with out shit or we will fuck you up quick two times!
Mayo: Do you see this bulge? Do you see it? Do you motherfucking see it? No, you don’t! I had to tape it down because this is a family magazine! That’s how big a BSD I am. On most days I scare small children, who are at eye-level with the Mayo Jar.
Whitney: I may not have a bulge, but guess what I do have, bitches? The severed D’s of all the various CEO’s I’ve proverbially castrated with my calls. They’re on the ledge behind me, but like Mike said, this is a family magazine and needed to be hidden from the shot, hence the wide stance.
Mayo Gets to Citigroup First While Whitney Is Everyone’s Oracle [Bloomberg]
I like how all they could come up with for a paragraph heading was:
“Whitney a Brown Grad”
Whitney’s head is significantly larger than Mayo’s
@3:19, nah its all that hair, just like Hillary C.
I hope the children never open, or squeeze the mayo jar, that could get real ugly, real fast…
Children and small adults have suffocated while unknowingly standing in front of the “jar” at retail stores. A tourniquet of true horror. It is not unlike a plastic bag to a toddler, yet heavier and deadlier.
hahahaha, good stuff Bess!
look at that manly stance the big dome is in.
look at her standing there…..you don’t want to fuck with her.
look at her standing there…..you don’t want to fuck with her. can you imagine being married to her ??? OH GOD.
I just love it when the UBS banking analyst point their fingers at Citi for more writedowns.
It’s like a pot calling a kettle black. Just which one is blacker?
Mayo is a midget. have you ever met him? dude is like 5’1″
Also, mayo had a dumb reason to downgrade citi and meredith had a smart one. for the record, mayo has been more consistently wrong on citi for more years than anyone on wall street.
Why hasn’t anyone made this connection yet? Meredith Whitney = well, hit the link:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y99/ElaineSupkis/Miss-Piggy.jpg
Meredith’s thighs look a lot bigger on the couch in the other story.
[...] and looks bored is going to cut, they should seriously think again. At this point Mike and his Mayo Jar are gonna need to be [...]