• 12 Jun 2008 at 9:48 AM

Jew Wins, TKO In First Round

By Bess Levin


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Also, where the hell is Einhorn this morning? The only acceptable excuse is that he’s busy shrinking his lucky sweater five sizes too small and painting his face green for an afternoon appearance on CNBC during which he’ll run, unannounced, on to the set in a Hulk-inspired rampage, and flex through the stitching, gloating over a blow up doll dressed to resemble Callan.
Earlier: Greenlight v. LEH

Comments (21)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2008 at 10:08 AM

    GO TEAM JEW!

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2008 at 10:14 AM

    Did anyone catch the weathergirl on CNBC covering the Iowa flood yesterday?
    Anyone catch her name? I’d like to googlestalk her.
    absolute train smoke.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2008 at 10:18 AM

    EINHORN IS FINKLE!!!

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2008 at 10:25 AM

    Your gun is digging into my hip.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2008 at 10:40 AM

    From the headline I thought it was going to be about Timmy Sykes appearance on Boxing With The Stars, but this was better.

  6. 6
    Posted by Anal_yst | June 12, 2008 at 10:45 AM

    God would I love to see sykes @ one of those trader monthly boxing events…

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2008 at 10:46 AM

    i think Fuld will do the sliding glass door scene on the call next week with Joe Gregory playing the part of Roger Pedactor….

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2008 at 10:48 AM

    Hah! All your bases are belong to us!

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2008 at 10:56 AM

    LEH is now an airplane without a partner.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2008 at 11:04 AM

    @10:56 ??

  11. 11
    Posted by JimBob | June 12, 2008 at 11:06 AM

    Everyone go right now and type in David Einhorn in Google. Look at the second entry from top, Am I seeing what I think I am seeing? It says he is a Porn Star and a Stockbroker.

  12. 12
    Posted by big r | June 12, 2008 at 11:20 AM

    JimBob – nice find

  13. 13
    Posted by JimBob | June 12, 2008 at 11:25 AM

    I liked Einhorn’s style before, but now that I know that he is a Porn Star AND a Stockbroker, OMFG, Wicked!!!

  14. 14
    Posted by JimBob | June 12, 2008 at 11:30 AM

    Anyone have his filmography? Movie title suggestions?

  15. 15
    Posted by big r | June 12, 2008 at 11:32 AM

    considering finkle is einhorn, i could only imagine the range of his talents

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2008 at 11:56 AM

    Speaking of Timmy Sykes, he’s now hawking his penny stock shit on Facebook. And I quote: “I think penny stocks are great for poor people but only after I’ve taught you!”

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2008 at 12:38 PM

    The guy’s been so right on LEH
    but the hair piece needs to be refitted

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2008 at 12:41 PM

    CNBC weathergirl was Courtney Reagan

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2008 at 12:45 PM

    I don’t know about you Bess, you’re definitely not my Mischpucha.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2008 at 12:47 PM

    courtney reagan is not that hot

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | June 12, 2008 at 2:06 PM

    negative on the courtney reagan call.
    It was some chick on location in Iowa, dripping wet.
    she was very hot in a melissa midwest kinda way.

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