Late last year, an 18,000 square foot Bridgehampton house suffered the humiliation of foreclosure, an indignity that's supposed to be reserved for Ed McMansions in California. Adding insult to injury is the news that the home, which features 8 bedrooms, 9 ½ baths, a pond, elevator and "flower-cutting room," all set on 4-acres, has just seen its asking price reduced from $27 million to $19.5 million. The only thing that could possibly make this sad situation even worse is if Lenny Dykstra is able to successfully sell his Thousand Oaks home for the delusional price of $24,950,000 (i.e. 33% more than what he bought it for less than a year ago) before this place goes (which might actually happen, considering Nails is throwing in some deal-clinching extras, such as his "Discarded Dips of Distinction," a collection of chewing tobacco from the great moments of one illustrious career, tastefully encased in a white gold-flecked display case). The silver linging? John Paulson, now shorting the individual mortgages of down-on-luck friends in the Hamptons, is going to make a killing on this one.
$19.5 Million Hamptons Mansion In Foreclosure [WSJ]
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2008 4:04PM
haha
foreclosed mcmansions are now "ed mcmansions"
brilliance
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2008 4:11PM
whats an "18,000 Bridgehampton house"?
square foot?
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2008 4:22PM
The more forclosures in the Hamptions the better. Hopefully the debt load will get so heavy that the place breaks off and sinks into the Atlantic, taking with it all the shitbags, fags, leftists, sports assholes, hollywood turds, Wall St stools, and rap-music clowns with it.
Mr Billy
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2008 4:31PM
WTF? The video says that there are 12 bathrooms, not 9.5 like the article(s), and that it is listed for $19.995 million. Which is it?
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2008 4:36PM
Ass-cheese fo life.
Artie Help
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2008 4:37PM
@4:31,
WTF? You thinking of buying it?
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2008 4:43PM
@4:37
With my nexy paycheck.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2008 4:44PM
@4:37
With my next paycheck.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2008 4:47PM
Ooops, sorry about double post. Got excited.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2008 4:47PM
I think you've invented a new and sexy word. Indeed, a "nexy" word.
Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2008 4:53PM
@4:47
LOL
Kinda like a textual Freudian slip.
Posted by Cincinnatus C , Jun 26, 2008 9:32PM
nexy..i like that!