JP Morgan Chase didn't waste much time stripping the name Bear Stearns off of the building at 383 Madison. And now they are "leveling" the prices at the cafeteria to make the prices match those at JP Morgan. But we need details! What's going up in price? What's going down? Are the hamburgers now subprime?
JP Morgan Chase Hits Bear Stearns In The Belly
Posted by John Carney, Jun 27, 2008, 9:00am
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Posted by guest , Jun 27, 2008 9:35AM
"Are the hamburgers now subprime?"
You were just tied up in knots until you could bust that one out, weren't you?
Posted by guest , Jun 27, 2008 9:39AM
Ofcourse it is Subprime! Its also served with a side of Alt-A fries.
Posted by CNote , Jun 27, 2008 9:43AM
@9:39
I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
Posted by guest , Jun 27, 2008 9:49AM
CNote - Can I have "your wife is a dirty tramp" for $500?
Posted by guest , Jun 27, 2008 9:51AM
She's busy giving blows for $50.
Posted by CNote , Jun 27, 2008 9:54AM
And it's 9:51 with a big swing and a miss on the reference...
Posted by guest , Jun 27, 2008 9:59AM
Not everyone here is a geek.
Posted by guest , Jun 27, 2008 10:05AM
9:59, how NICE to SEE you
Posted by bank_teller , Jun 27, 2008 10:09AM
they're now charging for the mayo.
Posted by FUNdamental , Jun 27, 2008 10:12AM
Well one idea involves a buffalo...live or stuffed...but preferrably stuffed for safety sake...some ice cubes, and a 9 iron
Posted by Anal_yst , Jun 27, 2008 10:49AM
Anyone up for some topless gmat tutor?
Posted by merkin capital partners , Jun 27, 2008 10:54AM
did you see that guys balls? they were weird.
Posted by guest , Jun 27, 2008 10:56AM
For the love of all things holy!
Are the toothpicks still free? (best thing about the 383 cafe)
Posted by bank_teller , Jun 27, 2008 10:58AM
i'll take whore semen for $400.
Posted by guest , Jun 27, 2008 11:03AM
anal_yst ... really?
9:51, 9:59 if you dont get that reference i pity you
Posted by Anal_yst , Jun 27, 2008 11:33AM
@ 11:03
eh, yea, why not?
Posted by guest , Jun 27, 2008 11:45AM
are you doing this in your spare time or what? bonuses must really suck this year.
Posted by hedgehog , Jun 27, 2008 11:49AM
At least you guys have hamburgers! My fund shares floors with Bear Stearns and all this building has is an incredibly meaty CREPE SHOP at the bottom. Quite fitting for SF, actually. Good thing we're getting kicked out and relocated to the JP Morgan tower...
Posted by guest , Jun 27, 2008 1:43PM
mayo should be for free. I love mayo
Posted by guest , Jun 27, 2008 1:45PM
it all comes down to the mayo,its a deal breaker
Posted by guest , Jun 27, 2008 2:36PM
Maybe they will actually clean the cafeteria to "level" it with comparable JPM facilities. The Bear cafeteria is a Salmonilla sporning ground!
Posted by guest , Jun 28, 2008 3:12AM
Uh, hello ... JPM stripped off the name at least two weeks ago. Where the hell have you been? I'd have expected photos here of all places.