• 27 Jun 2008 at 9:00 AM

JP Morgan Chase Hits Bear Stearns In The Belly

By John Carney

JP Morgan Chase Bear Stearns.jpgJP Morgan Chase didn’t waste much time stripping the name Bear Stearns off of the building at 383 Madison. And now they are “leveling” the prices at the cafeteria to make the prices match those at JP Morgan. But we need details! What’s going up in price? What’s going down? Are the hamburgers now subprime?

Comments (22)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | June 27, 2008 at 9:35 AM

    “Are the hamburgers now subprime?”
    You were just tied up in knots until you could bust that one out, weren’t you?

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | June 27, 2008 at 9:39 AM

    Ofcourse it is Subprime! Its also served with a side of Alt-A fries.

  3. 3
    Posted by CNote | June 27, 2008 at 9:43 AM

    @9:39
    I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | June 27, 2008 at 9:49 AM

    CNote – Can I have “your wife is a dirty tramp” for $500?

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | June 27, 2008 at 9:51 AM

    She’s busy giving blows for $50.

  6. 6
    Posted by CNote | June 27, 2008 at 9:54 AM

    And it’s 9:51 with a big swing and a miss on the reference…

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | June 27, 2008 at 9:59 AM

    Not everyone here is a geek.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | June 27, 2008 at 10:05 AM

    9:59, how NICE to SEE you

  9. 9
    Posted by bank_teller | June 27, 2008 at 10:09 AM

    they’re now charging for the mayo.

  10. 10
    Posted by FUNdamental | June 27, 2008 at 10:12 AM

    Well one idea involves a buffalo…live or stuffed…but preferrably stuffed for safety sake…some ice cubes, and a 9 iron

  11. 11
    Posted by Anal_yst | June 27, 2008 at 10:49 AM

    Anyone up for some topless gmat tutor?

  12. 12
    Posted by merkin capital partners | June 27, 2008 at 10:54 AM

    did you see that guys balls? they were weird.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | June 27, 2008 at 10:56 AM

    For the love of all things holy!
    Are the toothpicks still free? (best thing about the 383 cafe)

  14. 14
    Posted by bank_teller | June 27, 2008 at 10:58 AM

    i’ll take whore semen for $400.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | June 27, 2008 at 11:03 AM

    anal_yst … really?
    9:51, 9:59 if you dont get that reference i pity you

  16. 16
    Posted by Anal_yst | June 27, 2008 at 11:33 AM

    @ 11:03
    eh, yea, why not?

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | June 27, 2008 at 11:45 AM

    are you doing this in your spare time or what? bonuses must really suck this year.

  18. 18
    Posted by hedgehog | June 27, 2008 at 11:49 AM

    At least you guys have hamburgers! My fund shares floors with Bear Stearns and all this building has is an incredibly meaty CREPE SHOP at the bottom. Quite fitting for SF, actually. Good thing we’re getting kicked out and relocated to the JP Morgan tower…

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | June 27, 2008 at 1:43 PM

    mayo should be for free. I love mayo

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | June 27, 2008 at 1:45 PM

    it all comes down to the mayo,its a deal breaker

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | June 27, 2008 at 2:36 PM

    Maybe they will actually clean the cafeteria to “level” it with comparable JPM facilities. The Bear cafeteria is a Salmonilla sporning ground!

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | June 28, 2008 at 3:12 AM

    Uh, hello … JPM stripped off the name at least two weeks ago. Where the hell have you been? I’d have expected photos here of all places.

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