• 25 Jun 2008 at 9:22 AM

Make Your Summer O’ Severance One To Remember

By Bess Levin

bsamtowel.jpgWant to be the most popular guy on the beach this June/July/August? Might we suggest purchasing this Bear Stearns Asset Management beach towel and watching the ladies swarm? Add a couple cases of Mike’s HL and it won’t even be fair.

Comments (4)

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    Posted by guest | June 25, 2008 at 9:44 AM

    Two senior portfolio managers have resigned from the Bear Stearns Emerging Markets Macro Fund, the only remaining large Bear Stearns hedge fund. I wonder what is going on there given that, from what I have heard, bad risk management and deception at the Cioffi funds paled in comparison to the EM fund.

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    Posted by guest | June 25, 2008 at 10:13 AM

    That towel screams “amazing summer!”
    Ladies and gentlemen…the easiest version of Twister ever!

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    Posted by bank_teller | June 25, 2008 at 10:46 AM

    holy shit that towel has 5 boxes! i thought there were only 4 until i realized that was more than just whitespace. LBI, here i come!

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    Posted by guest | June 25, 2008 at 7:19 PM

    Love the Risk Advisory block in the middle – wonder where those guys were last year. I actually have 2 of these but am waiting for the price to get up to more like $7m each which is what we lost in BSHCSC

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