Michael Bolton Spawn To Attack Pirate Ship

Posted by Bess Levin, Jun 11, 2008, 5:12pm

michael_bolton2.jpgMichael Bolton offspring Holly Bolotin is allegedly suing Pirate Capital founder Tom Hudson. Longtime DealBreaker readers know that Bolton's daughters Holly and Isa were employed, in a variety of capacities (investor relations, stock picker, fluffer), by the hedge fund for a year or so. In December, Isa left for Silver Point Capital in Greenwich, and Holly was presumed to have been made redundant by Hudson's new girlfriend sometime in February. Apparently Holly took issue with her firing. Enter the suit. This is deeply saddening, for several reasons. 1. The incurred legal fees could be the final nail in the coffin for Pirate, which previously managed almost $2 billion, and is now at (ballparking it) 14 large and 2. If the scions of Michael Bolton can't put on a soft rock ballad and get along, there's really little to no hope for the rest of us.

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Tags: hedge funds, Tom Hudson

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Posted by guest , Jun 12, 2008 3:11AM

Tommmmmmmmmy Huds, whennnnn a man loves a woman.

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Posted by guest , Jun 12, 2008 7:01AM


Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

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Posted by guest , Jun 20, 2008 11:59AM

http://www.myspace.com/pimpdaddymaster007

Guess whooooooo that is?!?!

Rumor has it he married the whore in nevis and she left immed following

Prob cashed in the 176K Harry Winston ugly rock for a condo, or so i hear.

How does it feel to be the one getting fucked NOW pimpdaddymaster?!

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Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2008 4:24PM

Holly's just pissed Hudson sold out her SoNo condo out from under her and she had to flee yet again into big sissy's arms in NYC to find her way in the real world. Talk about a vengeful bitch--she's more toxic than the plant her parents named her after. Isn't Michael's inheritance enough, or does she really hate to lose that badly-? Pathetic. What's next, hacking off Tom's genitals with a rusty pair of scissors?

Nothing like kicking a man when he's down, I guess.

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Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2008 4:25PM

Holly's just pissed Hudson sold out her SoNo condo out from under her and she had to flee yet again into big sissy's arms in NYC to find her way in the real world. Talk about a vengeful bitch--she's more toxic than the plant her parents named her after. Isn't Michael's inheritance enough, or does she really hate to lose that badly-? Pathetic. What's next, hacking off Tom's genitals with a rusty pair of scissors?

Nothing like kicking a man when he's down, I guess.

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Posted by guest , Jun 25, 2008 4:56PM

Hold up--TH f*cked both Bolton sisters? At the same time or seperately?

No matter, that's just sickeningly incestuous. What the hell is wrong with that family?

Get professional help. Call Dr. Phil. Get full frontal lobotomies. NOW.

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Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2008 8:29AM

Best as I can tell, TH would fuck anything with a vagina...

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Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2008 8:29AM

Best as I can tell, TH would fuck anything with a vagina...

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Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2008 1:06PM

What! We hear TH F*cked both sisters and only months apart. One taking the others place...miserable bitches that need to rely on daddy and their alcoholic addictions. Booze hounds

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Posted by guest , Jun 26, 2008 3:25PM

Everyone join hands and sing a round of Kumbayah for these poor peeps. Sounds like they could all use a serious morality check and alot more peace and real love in their lives. Hope they find it.

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Posted by guest , Jul 02, 2008 4:13PM

hey 6/25 @4:24 pm....

why so defensive tom? Because you have at least 5 former employees joining holly in her suit? Or that your fat troll whore of a golddigging drunk psychopath got hat she wanted and took off becuase you're a deperate loser who women will only tolerate for $? Or is it your most likely autistic son is so fucked in the head because you're a piece of shit? Wait, maybe it's that your fund is in the toilet and you havea bunch of kids attempting to work for you that know nothing?

hmmmmm i could go on and on....

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Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2008 4:29PM

Wait, which fat troll/gold digging drunk psychopath whore are we referring to here? Seems like there's been such an indefinable string of them it's hard to tell them apart any more.

Karma's such a bitch. Enjoy.

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Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2008 5:13PM

FYI, Holly *hearts* f*cking up her exes in any and every way possible. As if it wasn't painful enough attempting to exist around her to begin with, she makes sure you live (or die, she cares not as long as she gets her sarcastic, flippant, deviant way)with the bitter knowledge of her former association the rest of you miserable, pathetic life long after she's gone. She should come with a warning label stamped on her fat, fickle skull.

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Posted by guest , Sep 01, 2008 5:29PM

WHOEVER wrote something about Tom's son is "a piece of shit" too.... In my book! What goes around comes around! Remember that!

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Posted by guest , Dec 24, 2008 10:05AM

Enough about the boy...Has anyone actually met his sister? Big fake tits that Tom has paid for? College Car life.. gold digging bitch? She wants all of Toms money to herself..nevermind him actually having a girlfriend...they should keep it all in the family...lol

happy holidays

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Posted by guest , Jan 05, 2009 5:50PM

His sister is the definition of the C-word.

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Posted by guest , Jan 22, 2009 9:51AM

Ha ha she definitely is!
Poor Tom, some dumb insecure man who has some serious issues...Come on Tommy H whos next on that great list? Maybe mommy dearest can help you.

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