• 26 Jun 2008 at 1:35 PM

On Behalf Of Angelo Mozilo’s Mystic Tan Representative, We Demand A Correction IMMEDIATELY

By Bess Levin

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Mozilo, his dark bronze skin contrasting sharply with his white hair and shirt…

That shit is not bronze, it is ORANGE. Hence the title, His Orangeness. Jesus.

Comments (23)

  1. 1
    Posted by bank_teller | June 26, 2008 at 2:00 PM

    i’ll bet ken lewis prefers to hold the mayo.

  2. 2
    Posted by bank_teller | June 26, 2008 at 2:10 PM

    mayo is what happens when chuck norris eats corinthian marble.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | June 26, 2008 at 2:28 PM

    how does he prevent runoff on that cripsy white shirt

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | June 26, 2008 at 2:42 PM

    Great callout of Mozilo
    http://www.minyanville.com/mvtv/?videoid=49&offset=18

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | June 26, 2008 at 2:42 PM

    why do comments keep disappearing here? is there some sort of censorship rule we should know about?

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | June 26, 2008 at 2:45 PM

    what happen to freedom of speech.wtf.this is crazy

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | June 26, 2008 at 2:47 PM

    You would think with his millions of dollars he would be able to afford a tanning bed with some higher quality bulbs…

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | June 26, 2008 at 2:49 PM

    @2:42 and 2:45– the only comments that have disappeared have been the 10,000 ‘mayo’ spam ones appearing on every fucking post, rocket scientists. funny, that.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | June 26, 2008 at 2:52 PM

    fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
    this is a censor test.
    -retail

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | June 26, 2008 at 3:04 PM

    @2:49 — guess i wasn’t updating my pages quickly enough to compare exactly which posts were being deleted and do a regression to determine the r-squared. so do you have much free time now that vikram doesn’t need your services anymore?
    also, does artie like the friggin mayo or not???

  11. 11
    Posted by BlackSwan06 | June 26, 2008 at 3:05 PM

    Shake and bake in a bag of Cheetos…

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | June 26, 2008 at 3:44 PM

    since when is condiment chatter worthy of censorship?? you guys suck don’t censor us big brother!!

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | June 26, 2008 at 3:49 PM

    fight the power!

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | June 26, 2008 at 4:37 PM

    Duke, Duke, Duke
    Duke of Orange (Duke..Duke..)
    Duke of Orange (Duke..Duke..)
    Duke of Orange (Duke..Duke..)

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | June 26, 2008 at 4:40 PM

    I worked at Coutrywide in the mid 1990′s. In person at that time, he was more tan than orange.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | June 26, 2008 at 4:42 PM

    I worked at Countrywide in the mid 1990′s. In person at that time, he was more tan than orange. Ridiculoulsy tan. In fact the whole place was ridiculous. Secretaries with a high school education and fake boobs driving Mercedes, etc.

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | June 26, 2008 at 4:42 PM

    I worked at Countrywide in the mid 1990′s. In person at that time, he was more tan than orange. Ridiculously tan. In fact the whole place was ridiculous. Secretaries with a high school education and fake boobs driving Mercedes, etc.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | June 26, 2008 at 5:03 PM

    I think Mozillo is in some stage of renal failure. That shit-stain orange color often accompanies kidney problems.
    M.D.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | June 26, 2008 at 9:37 PM

    Fake boobs can drive?
    I guess if they could, they would naturally drive a Mercedes, but wow…
    Next your gonna tell me that there’s some asshole behind the wheel next car over.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | June 26, 2008 at 11:27 PM

    Mozi lives in sunny Calabasas, California…..he is naturally tan. NOT !!!!!! Brown shoe polish #9 is more like it.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | June 27, 2008 at 7:20 AM

    thats not true the other day i posted that the blond chick in the picture with Carney was hot(ish) and that comment was deleted too

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | June 27, 2008 at 9:35 AM

    Syracuse Univ should adopt Mozillo as their official mascot because he is the one-and-only “Orange Man”.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | June 27, 2008 at 9:36 AM

    @7:20 That is a reflection of your poor taste.

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