Back in January, DealBreaker favorite Tim Sykes told us that the Securities and Exchange Commission "fucked" him without his consent. Today his paranoid delusions (of grandeur) have produced the above clip, in which Sykes "acts" as though the SEC is "following" him, watching his every move, and preparing to pounce. It's apparently the first in a series of snuff films involving Mr. Sykes and the government agency, though the others have yet to be shot. If the box office response is strong enough, there's talk Christopher Cox will appear in Part II.
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Posted by dubs , Jun 06, 2008 4:58PM
Looks like timmy put on some weight...
Posted by guest , Jun 06, 2008 5:04PM
Could not be more lame.
Posted by Anal_yst , Jun 06, 2008 5:06PM
He's so method, god, you just don't see acting like that anymore!
Posted by guest , Jun 06, 2008 6:14PM
John Fitzgerald Page should portray Sykes in the movie. Or, Ron Jeremy.
Posted by guest , Jun 06, 2008 8:46PM
Fat and runs like a girl.
The Other Guy From Delaware.
PS: Timmaaaay: You blow.
Posted by TimothySykes , Jun 06, 2008 10:05PM
you guys are right, been working too hard, will one of you be my trainer?
Posted by guest , Jun 06, 2008 10:31PM
Is he playing himself and the SEC agent?
Take another look at how the scenes are cut.
Posted by guest , Jun 07, 2008 9:36AM
What a tremendous athlete.
Posted by guest , Jun 07, 2008 8:39PM
I'd said that he runs like a girl but
even women would be offended at this
remark.
Posted by Anal_yst , Jun 08, 2008 6:25PM
Timmay might missed his calling as an actor/director....and yea, runs like a sped
Posted by guest , Jun 09, 2008 7:13AM
Is this guy not the biggest jerkoff of all time? Stop giving him pub or he wont go away