In Other News, You, Non-Cheater, With The Good But Not Great GMAT Score, Might Be Getting Into HBS This Year!

I've got some upsetting news to share: a bunch of white collar criminals in-training have suffered a serious setback, their dreams of one day ripping off other people for sport and possibly--if cards were played correctly-- serving time, shattered to pieces.

Over a thousand prospective MBA students who paid Scoretop.com $30 to get a "sneak peak" at live questions from the GMAT will have their scores canceled in coming weeks, after the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Virginia granted the Graduate Management Admission Council a $2.3 billion judgment against the site, allowing GMAC to shut it down and analyze a hard drive containing payment information.


Schools that received scores from Scoretop customers will be notified, and the students will be barred from taking the test again, which proposes a problem for those applying to institutions requiring the exam. For those already enrolled in programs (the site has been around since 2003), expulsion is a possibility, though several schools, like Duke's Fuqua (which has had some ethics probs in the past) and Wash U's Olin said they weren't yet sure what measures would be taken. Joe Fox, Olin's director of MBA programs, told BusinessWeek that a lot will depend on whether or not they can get information on the frequency with which students used the site. High usage could be grounds for dismissal, yes, but one-time shots? Really such a big deal? Joe thinks no.


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Business School Students: Still More Crooked Than Anyone Else

Shutting Down a GMAT Cheat Sheet [BusinessWeek]

Comments

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Posted by guest, Jun 26, 2008 11:40AM

If the "white collar criminals-in-training" could read so well, why then did they feel the need to pay $30 for the "sneak peek"? Wall Street doesn't need any more criminals; it has plenty already.

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Posted by I am a Dude, Jun 26, 2008 11:43AM

why would GMAC shut it down?

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Posted by hedgehog, Jun 26, 2008 11:47AM

Bess-- That's "analyze" a hard drive.

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Posted by guest, Jun 26, 2008 11:49AM

Dude@11:40,

GMAC = Graduate Management Admissions Council, not General Motors Acceptance Corp.

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Posted by guest, Jun 26, 2008 11:51AM

@Dude-- b/c GMAC is the test's publisher

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Posted by guest, Jun 26, 2008 11:59AM

On the plus side they may be able to get jobs as handgun sellers per the SCOTUS ruling.

Yeeh-haw!(said in Yosimite Sam voice)
http://www.barbneal.com/ysam.htm
[why no 'activist' fund hasn't paid the licensing fee to to approporiate him as their logo I'll never know]

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Posted by guest, Jun 26, 2008 12:03PM

Maybe they can get jobs driving that "Brothel Bus" that the Miami police busted today.

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Posted by guest, Jun 26, 2008 12:22PM

Check out the Brothel Bus:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25376820/?GT1=43001

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Posted by I am a Dude, Jun 26, 2008 12:28PM

sorry, been staring at too much mortgage shit lately

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Posted by guest, Jun 26, 2008 12:31PM

Anyone that would actually need to cheat on the GMAT is an idiot.

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Posted by guest, Jun 26, 2008 12:41PM

"white collar criminals in training..."

Spit coffee all over the workstation!!! Keep telling the truth!!

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Posted by guest, Jun 26, 2008 12:57PM

Why cheat? If you want a 760 GMAT score like mine, just do like I did: I didn't study at all. I drank like a fish the night before to forget my troubles. The next morning, I drank some coffee to wash away the hangover and aced the test.

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Posted by guest, Jun 26, 2008 1:14PM

Oh 12:57 you are the coolest!!! Didn't even study!!!!! Totally awesome!!!!

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Posted by merkin capital partners, Jun 26, 2008 1:18PM

Holy shit really? Wow you fucking random douche that's amazing!

(for reference please see "Stamps at the Post Office" by Louis CK)

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Posted by guest, Jun 26, 2008 1:33PM

yet another lesson of the importance of having a Pay Pal account in the name of Xiu Xieng Chow of 10 Main St., Boise Idaho...

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Posted by guest, Jun 26, 2008 1:38PM

@12:57 Congrats on the score, but sorry for the having of a small dick.

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Posted by guest, Jun 26, 2008 1:48PM

Bess: how many more times you going to change the title? Clearly someone hasn't been fucking the copy editor enough..

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Posted by guest, Jun 26, 2008 1:58PM

so this is what MBAers are doing nowadays? Buying a rolodex at HBS wasn't enough ... now they have to cheat to even be accepted.

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Posted by guest, Jun 26, 2008 2:04PM

It's $2.3 million not billion.

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Posted by StMarc, Jun 26, 2008 10:52PM

Nooooooooo!

Not the Brothel Bus!

Just ONE MORE EXAMPLE of how the government stomps all over the true entrepreneur. First the boys from Bear, now this. Pathetic.

M

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Posted by Cincinnatus C, Jun 27, 2008 1:14PM

Bess: how many more times you going to change the title? Clearly someone hasn't been fucking the readers enough..

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