Of course you remember that territastic party thrown two weeks ago for Wall Streeters who want to meet Fashionistas and vice versa. But do you remember Prescott Hahn, the self-styled hedge fund manager who was photographed by the New York Post with two allegedly fashionable girls? The intrepid investigative team at Gawker did some digging, and it turns out he's not a hedge fund manager at all.
First clue: his card lists his job as "hedge fund manager."
The Fake Hedgie Who's Conning New York Fashionistas [Gawker]
Posted by mrpink , Jun 20, 2008 4:11PM
F'in hilarious!
-mrp
Posted by guest , Jun 20, 2008 4:14PM
Second clue: @gmail.com
Posted by guest , Jun 20, 2008 4:14PM
Second clue: @gmail.com
Posted by guest , Jun 20, 2008 4:15PM
didnt you post this in write offs yesterday...
Posted by guest , Jun 20, 2008 4:17PM
who cares? zzzz
Posted by guest , Jun 20, 2008 4:18PM
Pkeith Hahn?
Posted by guest , Jun 20, 2008 4:23PM
that cell phone is going to get a lot of messages.
Posted by blndebnker , Jun 20, 2008 4:26PM
what a toolbag.
Posted by guest , Jun 20, 2008 4:27PM
A commenter on Gawker posted something funny - that douchebag has a butt-chin! Fantastic
Dont REAL hedge fund managers not say "hedge fund manager" on their business card? It usually says like VP or MD or Manager or something obtruse like that...
Posted by big r , Jun 20, 2008 4:29PM
im calling that number all ngiht. bess ill conference you in.
Posted by guest , Jun 20, 2008 4:31PM
4:27, See you learned to copy/paste
Posted by Investorcluzo , Jun 20, 2008 4:34PM
bess, I believe you should put up the money shot of that guy hooking up with the asian accountant. what an a$$clown! and if you fall for the gmail account, you deserve that guy!
Posted by guest , Jun 20, 2008 4:36PM
@4:31 - I see you're a tool
I said a commenter on Gawker....
Posted by guest , Jun 20, 2008 4:56PM
3rd clue: the lack of waterfowl imagery
Posted by guest , Jun 20, 2008 5:00PM
oh this one has a Pegasus 4:56...just as magical
Posted by guest , Jun 20, 2008 5:03PM
Phillll-aaaaayyyyy!
Posted by guest , Jun 20, 2008 5:07PM
Dude has more chins than a Chinese phonebook!
~Shecky Buffett
Posted by guest , Jun 20, 2008 5:09PM
Surprised that the word "rock" wasn't in the name of the alleged firm.
Posted by guest , Jun 20, 2008 5:23PM
@4:56 rofl
Posted by guest , Jun 20, 2008 5:50PM
Tim Sykes meet Philip Hahn, Philip meet Tim...
Any one know who his BD is? My money says its E-Trade and he has about $50 in the account.
Posted by guest , Jun 20, 2008 5:58PM
In this case IB neither gets $ or pussy
Posted by guest , Jun 20, 2008 7:14PM
I am an actual hedge fund manager and my business card says hedge fund manager under my name. I work at BlueMountain Capital.
Posted by guest , Jun 20, 2008 8:39PM
Call the number and listen to the voicemail greeting... guy sounds like JW Bottomtooth.
Philip Hahn makes Tim Sykes seem credible... sad day indeed.
Posted by Cincinnatus C , Jun 20, 2008 9:20PM
what about all the managers of SPACS that have zero assets? you've gotta start somewhere....
Posted by Cincinnatus C , Jun 20, 2008 9:23PM
but yeah, this guy's a phony..
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/4/259/465
Philip Hahn’s Experience
Owner
Kensington Square Capital Management
(Public Company; Financial Services industry)
Currently holds this position
Posted by Cincinnatus C , Jun 20, 2008 9:25PM
also, the little pegasus or whatever that thing is on his web site has a little peepee sticking out....
http://kensq.net/
Posted by guest , Jun 20, 2008 10:30PM
http://appsext8.dos.state.ny.us/corp_public/CORPSEARCH.ENTITY_INFORMATION?p_nameid=3356373&p_corpid=3352846&p_entity_name=kensington%20square&p_name_type=%25&p_search_type=BEGINS&p_srch_results_page=0
Posted by guest , Jun 21, 2008 11:12AM
What a douche !!!!!!!!1
Posted by guest , Jun 21, 2008 5:56PM
Who cares if he is prentending to be one of the "Masters of the Universe"? Bess - Did he get laid or not? Lets get to the "hard" reporting here! The important stuff, ok?
Posted by guest , Jun 21, 2008 7:19PM
Well, well, well. Once again, bloggers have sniffed out truth and justice the American way. I recently came across the astute observations of a guest blogger who had connected the dots beteen Gasbagarino, DB, the piece about Dick Bove and Mike Mayo. Apparently, Wall Street executives like Jimmy Cayne, John Thain, John Mack, Dick Fuld, Loyd Blankfein, etc have instructed their respective staffs to have no contact with Gasbagarumor due to his erroneous information, hostile nature and moronic observations. Despit this, the blogger has observed, Mike Mayo appears to be a frequent and anonymous source for the on-airhead editor. Oooops, he/she points out, watch yourself Mike - you're next to be fired!
So, here's the rub: I cut and posted this astute posting a number of times. However, it has been removed by someone with administrative access. Hmmm. One can only conclude that some collusion between Carney, the Gasbag and Mike Mayo to mislead the blogosphere is in play here. Big mistake guys - you don't want to lose your loyal followers! Better that the bad guys be exposed for what they truly are -fucking stupid.
Posted by guest , Jun 22, 2008 6:14PM
(From his blog): "My firm atheism was badly shaken at the event, where I met not one but two six-foot-three-inch models. The aesthetic sense is the only proof of God I could ever accept. I suppose it's a crisis of faithlessness?
One of the girls promptly attempted to forget how to speak English when I asked for her number but she eventually relented after being cornered."
He sounds so charming!
Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2008 3:44PM
the pic of philip hahn on bberg resembles the douche in the post article