We might not have the boys of the Plotkin plot to kick around anymore, but we still have Edward Anderton, the University of Pennsylvania economics graduate who got into trouble when he and his buxom girlfriend Jocelyn Kirsch went on an identity-theft crime spree. The other day, Anderton pleaded guilty to six counts of conspiracy, aggravated identity theft, access-device fraud, bank fraud and money laundering.
Anderton was as a financial analyst earning somewhere around $65,000 at the real-estate equity firm Lubert-Adler. So, you see, he's really just another subprime victim. His girl, who seems to have been the one who came up with the couple's scams, begins house arrest today while she awaits trial. Presumably, Anderton's guilty plea is part of a bargain in which he'll testify against Kirsch.
Kirsch ordered under house arrest, must stay in Philadelphia [Philadelphia Inquirer]
Posted by guest , Jun 06, 2008 12:44PM
klepto
Posted by CFA Expected 20XX , Jun 06, 2008 12:58PM
Carney,
Did you get that pic from bangbros.com??? What's that stain on her stomach?
Posted by guest , Jun 06, 2008 1:02PM
lol 1:02
Posted by guest , Jun 06, 2008 1:14PM
She should have at least taken advantage of "Fashion Meets Finance" for her last night of freedom. Pretty weak competition judged by the picture posted earlier. She might have had a few offers to help her out with the inevitable restitution judgement for services rendered.
Posted by guest , Jun 06, 2008 1:35PM
suntan lotion dude
Posted by guest , Jun 06, 2008 1:48PM
Borat: The only thing keeping me going was my dream of one day holding [Jocelyn] in my arms and making romance explosion on her stomach
Posted by MGR , Jun 06, 2008 2:00PM
It looks more like 2 band-aids
Posted by guest , Jun 06, 2008 2:05PM
They're all whores
Posted by guest , Jun 06, 2008 3:08PM
"Kirsch ordered under house arrest, must stay in Philadelphia"
Which part of that is worse?
Posted by guest , Jun 06, 2008 4:19PM
It was well worth it for him
He would never get anything near her, nor will he ever in the future