Spotted: Stan O'Neal, "Lookin' Good"

Posted by Bess Levin, Jun 23, 2008, 5:03pm

A reader breathlessly informs us that he just spotted former Merrill CEO Stan O'Neal on the corner of 55th and Park, "working it," presumably not in the call-girl sense though one never knows (especially with the high-class hookerss, who just look like well-dressed civilians). "He had his jacket slung over his shoulder, with his finger through the loop, looking pretty slick and talking on his cell. Guess the firing agreed with him."

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Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2008 5:06PM

Hell, firing agreed with me and I got $161mm less than Stan!

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Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2008 5:10PM

Lots of pussy out b/w 9-5 at nowhere near bulge-bracket offices

Just got to hit it....

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Posted by Clown Capital , Jun 23, 2008 5:31PM

Big ass golden parachute, premier real-estate in lower Manhatty, sh*t; I'd be out and about too...

Stan Oneal: "Jimmy C, eat my ass."

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Posted by bank_teller , Jun 23, 2008 5:42PM

Meanwhile, the Spotted Seal isn't doing nearly as well... :( Good luck to ye!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:2005_RUSSIA_Ozernoy_Gulf_0121_small.jpg

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Posted by guest , Jun 23, 2008 6:53PM

Appropos of the prior discussion of quitting while you're ahead, it's an even better plan to GET FIRED while you're ahead, provided that you're in a postition to get well remunerated by the axe man.

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Posted by Cincinnatus C , Jun 23, 2008 8:10PM

work it giiiiirrrrllll WORK. IT.

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Posted by Finnegan , Jun 23, 2008 8:20PM

Well, considering that everyone screwed up all the way around, with more to come, the pressure of being the first to take a hit for judgement errors has faded into comfort since he has plenty of company.

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Posted by Finnegan , Jun 23, 2008 9:47PM

Well, considering that everyone screwed up all the way around, with more to come, the pressure of being the first to take a hit for judgement errors has faded into comfort since he has plenty of company. Misery loves company because it turns it into not misery.

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Posted by Horselover , Jun 24, 2008 12:14AM

did he go online at _RIDERLOVE.COM_ to get hot cowgirl's dating? despite the fact that Lots of pussy out b/w 9-5 at nowhere near bulge-bracket offices?...

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Posted by guest , Jun 24, 2008 2:04AM

how much would his black ass go for a night?

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Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 9:53AM

ahhh this shit makes my blood boil...why isn't this guy in prison yet...

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Posted by guest , Nov 19, 2008 9:57AM

ahhh this shit makes my blood boil...why isn't this guy in prison yet...

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Posted by guest , Dec 11, 2008 2:28PM

Stan O'Neal is a bad guy. That's the simplest yet most complete description of this sorry excuse for a human being.

Bad, bad guy.

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