Update: The jury acquitted that stockbroker Chris Carter, who had allegedly thrown Stuart Sugarman off his bike after Sugarman refused to quiet down during a spin class. Because, really, who wouldn’t have?
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Which one is he again?
Sugarman is the throwee.
the grunter. Sweet justice.
Sigmoid Freud was right.
Do we think the fact that he was a hedge fund guy (and do we wonder if the Judge’s finances have been affected by those fuckheads recently) have anything to do with it???
The Shug lost? Bitch-slapped by the legal system? It’s a fine day!
The Other Guy from Delaware
Yeah boy! Its open season on NY asshats!
if they say something stupid (and they always do), knock that sucka out!
It’s Giuliani time !!!!!
oh ,wait ……
it’s Bloomberg time !!!!!!
Carter can celebrate by punching everyone in his Jazzercise class
Sugarman had credibility problems in the court which is why he lost the case. But I will still celebrate this as a victory for the annoyed silent majority.
Wow, well I freely admit I was completely wrong when I said Carter couldn’t win. Stunning. My faith in American justice is restored.
How fantastic… Spitzer, now this. 2008 is shaping up to be a great year for amusing financial news.
Yea for jury nullification!
This just in: the Shug was last seen in the pool yelling “work it bitch!” during a retiree jazzercise session. At least there won’t be any bicycles/heavy equip to land on him this time.