Update: The jury acquitted that stockbroker Chris Carter, who had allegedly thrown Stuart Sugarman off his bike after Sugarman refused to quiet down during a spin class. Because, really, who wouldn’t have?
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Spinning Out Of Control Because The Guy Next To You Won’t Pipe Down– A-Okay?

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Comments (14)

  1. Posted by guest | June 2, 2008 at 5:24 PM

    Which one is he again?

  2. Posted by guest | June 2, 2008 at 5:27 PM

    Sugarman is the throwee.

  3. Posted by guest | June 2, 2008 at 5:27 PM

    the grunter. Sweet justice.

  4. Posted by guest | June 2, 2008 at 5:29 PM

    Sigmoid Freud was right.

  5. Posted by guest | June 2, 2008 at 5:30 PM

    Do we think the fact that he was a hedge fund guy (and do we wonder if the Judge’s finances have been affected by those fuckheads recently) have anything to do with it???

  6. Posted by guest | June 2, 2008 at 5:35 PM

    The Shug lost? Bitch-slapped by the legal system? It’s a fine day!
    The Other Guy from Delaware

  7. Posted by guest | June 2, 2008 at 6:09 PM

    Yeah boy! Its open season on NY asshats!
    if they say something stupid (and they always do), knock that sucka out!

  8. Posted by guest | June 2, 2008 at 7:54 PM

    It’s Giuliani time !!!!!
    oh ,wait ……
    it’s Bloomberg time !!!!!!

  9. Posted by guest | June 2, 2008 at 10:53 PM

    Carter can celebrate by punching everyone in his Jazzercise class

  10. Posted by guest | June 3, 2008 at 12:31 AM

    Sugarman had credibility problems in the court which is why he lost the case. But I will still celebrate this as a victory for the annoyed silent majority.

  11. Posted by guest | June 3, 2008 at 8:06 AM

    Wow, well I freely admit I was completely wrong when I said Carter couldn’t win. Stunning. My faith in American justice is restored.

  12. Posted by guest | June 3, 2008 at 8:32 AM

    How fantastic… Spitzer, now this. 2008 is shaping up to be a great year for amusing financial news.

  13. Posted by guest | June 3, 2008 at 8:52 AM

    Yea for jury nullification!

  14. Posted by guest | June 3, 2008 at 9:00 AM

    This just in: the Shug was last seen in the pool yelling “work it bitch!” during a retiree jazzercise session. At least there won’t be any bicycles/heavy equip to land on him this time.

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