Update: The jury acquitted that stockbroker Chris Carter, who had allegedly thrown Stuart Sugarman off his bike after Sugarman refused to quiet down during a spin class. Because, really, who wouldn't have?
Earlier Coverage of the greatest story ever told:
Spinning Out Of Control Because The Guy Next To You Won't Pipe Down-- A-Okay?
"No, You Shut Up," "No, You Shut Up," "You Shut Up," "You Shut Up"
Let's Get Serious For A Second
Posted by guest , Jun 02, 2008 5:24PM
Which one is he again?
Posted by guest , Jun 02, 2008 5:27PM
Sugarman is the throwee.
Posted by guest , Jun 02, 2008 5:27PM
the grunter. Sweet justice.
Posted by guest , Jun 02, 2008 5:29PM
Sigmoid Freud was right.
Posted by guest , Jun 02, 2008 5:30PM
Do we think the fact that he was a hedge fund guy (and do we wonder if the Judge's finances have been affected by those fuckheads recently) have anything to do with it???
Posted by guest , Jun 02, 2008 5:35PM
The Shug lost? Bitch-slapped by the legal system? It's a fine day!
The Other Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Jun 02, 2008 6:09PM
Yeah boy! Its open season on NY asshats!
if they say something stupid (and they always do), knock that sucka out!
Posted by guest , Jun 02, 2008 7:54PM
It's Giuliani time !!!!!
oh ,wait ......
it's Bloomberg time !!!!!!
Posted by guest , Jun 02, 2008 10:53PM
Carter can celebrate by punching everyone in his Jazzercise class
Posted by guest , Jun 03, 2008 12:31AM
Sugarman had credibility problems in the court which is why he lost the case. But I will still celebrate this as a victory for the annoyed silent majority.
Posted by guest , Jun 03, 2008 8:06AM
Wow, well I freely admit I was completely wrong when I said Carter couldn't win. Stunning. My faith in American justice is restored.
Posted by guest , Jun 03, 2008 8:32AM
How fantastic... Spitzer, now this. 2008 is shaping up to be a great year for amusing financial news.
Posted by guest , Jun 03, 2008 8:52AM
Yea for jury nullification!
Posted by guest , Jun 03, 2008 9:00AM
This just in: the Shug was last seen in the pool yelling "work it bitch!" during a retiree jazzercise session. At least there won't be any bicycles/heavy equip to land on him this time.