Back in January, DealBreaker favorite Tim Sykes told us that the Securities and Exchange Commission “fucked” him without his consent. Today his paranoid delusions (of grandeur) have produced the above clip, in which Sykes “acts” as though the SEC is “following” him, watching his every move, and preparing to pounce. It’s apparently the first in a series of snuff films involving Mr. Sykes and the government agency, though the others have yet to be shot. If the box office response is strong enough, there’s talk Christopher Cox will appear in Part II.

Comments (11)

  1. Posted by dubs | June 6, 2008 at 4:58 PM

    Looks like timmy put on some weight…

  2. Posted by guest | June 6, 2008 at 5:04 PM

    Could not be more lame.

  3. Posted by Anal_yst | June 6, 2008 at 5:06 PM

    He’s so method, god, you just don’t see acting like that anymore!

  4. Posted by guest | June 6, 2008 at 6:14 PM

    John Fitzgerald Page should portray Sykes in the movie. Or, Ron Jeremy.

  5. Posted by guest | June 6, 2008 at 8:46 PM

    Fat and runs like a girl.
    The Other Guy From Delaware.
    PS: Timmaaaay: You blow.

  6. Posted by TimothySykes | June 6, 2008 at 10:05 PM

    you guys are right, been working too hard, will one of you be my trainer?

  7. Posted by guest | June 6, 2008 at 10:31 PM

    Is he playing himself and the SEC agent?
    Take another look at how the scenes are cut.

  8. Posted by guest | June 7, 2008 at 9:36 AM

    What a tremendous athlete.

  9. Posted by guest | June 7, 2008 at 8:39 PM

    I’d said that he runs like a girl but
    even women would be offended at this
    remark.

  10. Posted by Anal_yst | June 8, 2008 at 6:25 PM

    Timmay might missed his calling as an actor/director….and yea, runs like a sped

  11. Posted by guest | June 9, 2008 at 7:13 AM

    Is this guy not the biggest jerkoff of all time? Stop giving him pub or he wont go away

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