$$$ Ball's in your court, Jimmy Cayne: "The co-founder of Broadcom Corp. has been accused of secretly spiking the drinks of his customers' representatives with Ecstasy, and hiring prostitutes for them and other associates, according to a federal grand jury indictment." [MarketWatch]
$$$ Wealthy Americans Under Scrutiny in UBS Case [NYT]
$$$ Jennifer! Who works at a hedge fund! Long shot! [craiglist]






Posted by guest , Jun 05, 2008 6:01PM
That Broadcom story from MarketWatch is unbelievable. The ex-CFO is also involved, and the drug use (cocaine, marijuana, Ecstasy, and methamphetamines) was something out of a Hunter S. Thompson memoir. Since it's based on a pending federal indictment, it's got to have some arguable basis in fact.
Posted by guest , Jun 05, 2008 6:26PM
Bess did you see Lewis Black making an ass of himself on KKR?
http://www.july17action.org/
Posted by Anal_yst , Jun 05, 2008 6:36PM
@ 6:01
I remember hearing stories about drug-induced parties the guy would have @ his mansion, something about underground hallways and Poe-type craziness too!
Posted by guest , Jun 05, 2008 6:42PM
"Marijuana smoke and fumes crept into the plane's cockpit, prompting the pilot to put on an oxygen mask, the indictment said."
Was he on the Soul Plane with Snoop?
-NSD
Posted by guest , Jun 05, 2008 7:32PM
When are we going to get some speculation about analyst bonuses? Surely Dealbreaker has some inside connections with HR at the IBs.
Posted by guest , Jun 05, 2008 8:18PM
Anal_yst: Underground hallways and Poe-type craziness, too? What? Purloined letters? Red masques? Beating hearts entombed beyond a wall?
guest@7:35pm. DB did a spreadsheet on analyst bonuses just a week or so ago.
Posted by guest , Jun 05, 2008 8:56PM
http://www.ksbw.com/news/16511150/detail.html
Brilliant.
Posted by guest , Jun 05, 2008 9:35PM
I remember that dude in either Fortune or Forbes with no shirt on working out on some stupid machine, and he was so jacked up, I figured he had to be sucking down Dbold or some crap...if I'd known the truth, I'd have spammed their HR for a job nonstop
Posted by Horselover , Jun 05, 2008 10:51PM
yeah; i also know the guy once played cowboy chasing hot cowgilrs at http://riderlove.com don't know whether he really meant it...
Posted by Judson_Clark , Jun 05, 2008 11:32PM
One time I wore a three piece suit to work, high as balls on acid, so I can relate with this guy.
Posted by guest , Jun 05, 2008 11:41PM
The AP reported that this guy first got into legal trouble when he didn't pay workers who built him secret rooms in a warehouse, which he wanted in order to keep his activities "secret from his wife."
As if his wife didn't have a clue as to what was going on ...
Posted by guest , Jun 06, 2008 12:18AM
Jimmy Cayne tokes it up and gets bailed out by the feds. Henry Nicholas tokes it up and gets indicted by the feds. Talk about a double standard. But what we really want to know is, how many diamonds were the hookers he was hiring out for clients?