You are going to have to do a lot better than this. Please, that shit does not just “fall off.” [via SAI]
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I’d hit Wendi Deng.
actually it does-if you shake your hand real hard like you just hit your fingers with a hammer-it flies right off.
I’d say that at least half of the married men I knew lost their wedding rings in the first few months of marriage. Most men aren’t used to wearing rings, and subsequently aren’t any good at it. They fiddle with their rings, they snag it on things, and they take it off to look at it.
Very common.
I would never lose your ring BL.
Agreed,
Plus it comes off if you are flailing your arms around, yelling;
“No, F you and your family, and NO I don’t want to go on a GD camping trip with your sister, her dumb ass boyfriend and their lactose / gluten allergetic kid, Trystan”
Also, very common.
carney you sound like a recently married man. hurray for california!!
According to the story, Rupie was getting hammered in the bar,so unless he was showing Warren B. the old “whorehouse” gag, chances are he stumbled in the can and lost his ring at the sink.Some enterprising employee is now looking to extort thousands on account of his elderly moment.
@JC – I would normally agree with you to an extent on this as I’ve seen two newlywed coworkers lose their rings during the span of a workday and (presumably) cry in the bathroom because they feared their wives would kill them. However, RM is old. He has what appears to be a lot of experience with wedding rings. I don’t think that excuse holds water in this case.
I’d hit Wendi Deng.
I hit Wendi Deng.
Apparently he was hoping some inbred, ignorant Sun Valley ‘waitress’ wouldn’t recognize him as a married big swinging dick.
Gynecologists don’t wear wedding rings. It’s true.
Anyone check bill o’reilly’s nightstand?
Has anyone looked for it up Bill O’Reilly’s ass? Anyone?
@307 – hey nothing wrong with second place, keep on pluggin!
Tapped it!
Everybody knows that you get way more play from cougars in the bar if you leave your wedding ring ON. Only amateur schlubs take their ring off.
Ditto.
3:00 o clocks.
why you wun hit nice china girl/. you american boy very not nice
~ling
Did he lose his wedding ring or his cock ring? Wendi love Ruppie long time when he weary da cock ring.
Me so horny.
@blndebanker
Your male co-workers were crying/having some quite time in the bathroom when they lost their wedding rings? Christ Allmighty! Tell them to harden the fuck up! Do you work in the kind of place where men can’t finish the contents of a vending machine in one day or each 3 egg mcmuffins? We are a nation of whiners and crybabies!
meant eat, not each. The disgust hindered my ability to think straight.
KLW,
Spoken like a woman with too much experience with other women’s husbands and none of here own.
Maybe if KLW didn’t look like a twinkie and be as fun as a log she would be able to grab something.
Look like a twinkie? What does that mean? The KLW girls all look nice.
@ab– who are “klw girls”?
amy, kathy, kelly. don’t know which one KLW is.
…amy?
Pretty sure I saw a picture of KLW @ some point, and she did not look anything like a twinkie (although I imagine if you were tripping balls AND blazed, that might be a distinct possibility, but thats a horse of a different colour)
You might be confusing the twinkie with her avatar…
Please give dear Rupert a break. He and I were playing a bit of handball. He’s verrry talented with his hands. I told him to take that fucking ring off though. Every time its “Rupert you bitch take that thing off already”. I though I felt it slip off somewhere up around my descending colon. It a funny sort of feeling, trust me. In a day or two I should have it back safe, sound …. and disinfected.
Hugs, Larry Craig