Attention Future Philanderers!

Posted by guest, Jul 11, 2008 2:46PM

actually it does-if you shake your hand real hard like you just hit your fingers with a hammer-it flies right off.

Posted by John Carney, Jul 11, 2008 2:48PM

I'd say that at least half of the married men I knew lost their wedding rings in the first few months of marriage. Most men aren't used to wearing rings, and subsequently aren't any good at it. They fiddle with their rings, they snag it on things, and they take it off to look at it.

Very common.

Posted by guest, Jul 11, 2008 2:51PM

I would never lose your ring BL.

Posted by guest, Jul 11, 2008 2:51PM

Agreed,

Plus it comes off if you are flailing your arms around, yelling;

"No, F you and your family, and NO I don't want to go on a GD camping trip with your sister, her dumb ass boyfriend and their lactose / gluten allergetic kid, Trystan"

Also, very common.

Posted by HAM05, Jul 11, 2008 2:53PM

carney you sound like a recently married man. hurray for california!!

Posted by guest, Jul 11, 2008 2:55PM

According to the story, Rupie was getting hammered in the bar,so unless he was showing Warren B. the old "whorehouse" gag, chances are he stumbled in the can and lost his ring at the sink.Some enterprising employee is now looking to extort thousands on account of his elderly moment.

Posted by blndebnker, Jul 11, 2008 2:57PM

@JC - I would normally agree with you to an extent on this as I've seen two newlywed coworkers lose their rings during the span of a workday and (presumably) cry in the bathroom because they feared their wives would kill them. However, RM is old. He has what appears to be a lot of experience with wedding rings. I don't think that excuse holds water in this case.

Posted by guest, Jul 11, 2008 2:59PM

I'd hit Wendi Deng.

Posted by guest, Jul 11, 2008 3:00PM

I hit Wendi Deng.

Posted by guest, Jul 11, 2008 3:01PM

Apparently he was hoping some inbred, ignorant Sun Valley 'waitress' wouldn't recognize him as a married big swinging dick.

Posted by guest, Jul 11, 2008 3:06PM

Gynecologists don't wear wedding rings. It's true.

Posted by FUNdamental, Jul 11, 2008 3:07PM

Anyone check bill o'reilly's nightstand?

Posted by guest, Jul 11, 2008 3:07PM

Has anyone looked for it up Bill O'Reilly's ass? Anyone?

Posted by FUNdamental, Jul 11, 2008 3:15PM

@307 - hey nothing wrong with second place, keep on pluggin!

Posted by guest, Jul 11, 2008 3:23PM

Tapped it!

Posted by guest, Jul 11, 2008 3:30PM

Everybody knows that you get way more play from cougars in the bar if you leave your wedding ring ON. Only amateur schlubs take their ring off.

Posted by guest, Jul 11, 2008 3:35PM

Ditto.

Posted by guest, Jul 11, 2008 3:39PM

3:00 o clocks.
why you wun hit nice china girl/. you american boy very not nice
~ling

Posted by guest, Jul 11, 2008 3:46PM

Did he lose his wedding ring or his cock ring? Wendi love Ruppie long time when he weary da cock ring.

Me so horny.

Posted by american bandersnatch, Jul 11, 2008 3:58PM

@blndebanker
Your male co-workers were crying/having some quite time in the bathroom when they lost their wedding rings? Christ Allmighty! Tell them to harden the fuck up! Do you work in the kind of place where men can't finish the contents of a vending machine in one day or each 3 egg mcmuffins? We are a nation of whiners and crybabies!

Posted by american bandersnatch, Jul 11, 2008 4:00PM

meant eat, not each. The disgust hindered my ability to think straight.

Posted by John Carney, Jul 11, 2008 4:13PM

KLW,

Spoken like a woman with too much experience with other women's husbands and none of here own.

Posted by guest, Jul 11, 2008 4:24PM

Maybe if KLW didn't look like a twinkie and be as fun as a log she would be able to grab something.

Posted by american bandersnatch, Jul 11, 2008 4:38PM

Look like a twinkie? What does that mean? The KLW girls all look nice.

Posted by guest, Jul 11, 2008 4:41PM

@ab-- who are "klw girls"?

Posted by american bandersnatch, Jul 11, 2008 4:42PM

amy, kathy, kelly. don't know which one KLW is.

Posted by guest, Jul 11, 2008 4:43PM

...amy?

Posted by Anal_yst, Jul 11, 2008 5:27PM

Pretty sure I saw a picture of KLW @ some point, and she did not look anything like a twinkie (although I imagine if you were tripping balls AND blazed, that might be a distinct possibility, but thats a horse of a different colour)

Posted by guest, Jul 11, 2008 5:35PM

You might be confusing the twinkie with her avatar...

Posted by guest, Jul 11, 2008 6:22PM

Please give dear Rupert a break. He and I were playing a bit of handball. He's verrry talented with his hands. I told him to take that fucking ring off though. Every time its "Rupert you bitch take that thing off already". I though I felt it slip off somewhere up around my descending colon. It a funny sort of feeling, trust me. In a day or two I should have it back safe, sound .... and disinfected.
Hugs, Larry Craig