Ballmer and Icahn to Yahoo Board: Get Lost!

In response to Carl Icahn's letter to Yahoo shareholders, Microsoft issued its own statement, agreeing with Icahn, and calling for the entire Yahoo board to be removed.

"While of course there can be no assurance of a future transaction, we will be prepared to enter into discussions immediately after Yahoo!'s shareholder meeting if a new board is elected."

In other words, depending on how much hair grows back on Steve Ballmer's head, they may consider improving their offer for Yahoo's search business, or perhaps even buying the entire company.

According to Icahn's letter, Ballmer has concluded that he "cannot negotiate any transaction with the current board." The time period between a deal being made and the clearing of regulatory hurdles "could take at least nine months," and Ballmer is worried that "the current board and management team of Yahoo! [could] mismanage the company...and a great deal could be lost."

This new strategy by Microsoft and Icahn could work to their advantage. At this point, Ballmer could probably get away with offering a much cheaper price per share than before and unhappy shareholders will agree to it. The only thing standing in his way appears to be the board, which he and Icahn are now working together to remove. With the board and Yang out of the way, Microsoft could swoop in and make their big move.

Anyway you slice it, Microsoft needs Yahoo's search business in order to put some chinks in Google's armor. Live search is garbage and Microsoft is too far behind both Google and Yahoo to play catch up.

On a side note, I hope anyone spending their Fourth of July on the Jersey shore wasn't bothered by the legions of $30,000 millionaire that came out to "play" this weekend. Hopefully, I'll make it to the Hamptons next year and avoid that wonderful crowd.

--Ballcahn correspondent Travis

Comments

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Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2008 4:53PM

30k milli huh? you didn't steal that from thedirty.com, you're just that creative.

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Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2008 4:54PM

30k milli huh? you didn't steal that from thedirty, you're just that creative.

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Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 07, 2008 4:59PM

$30-thousand-aires I think he meant, derrogatory comment to jersey shore dwellers, despite homes @ the shore going for multiple millions anywhere remotely decent...just sayin

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Posted by Travis , Jul 07, 2008 5:06PM

@4:53

No, moron, I didn't. Common phrase said by a lot of people in my area.

@Anal_yst

From how I and others have used it, we call "$30,000 millionaires" those rolling around a bar/club with the Ed Hardy t-shirt and their True Religion jeans buying drinks for girls and pretending they have loads of money.

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Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2008 5:10PM

Rip his face off!

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Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 07, 2008 5:12PM

@ Travis

Same thing I was going for, multasking does not a well-thought-out comment make, apparently...

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Posted by american bandersnatch , Jul 07, 2008 5:53PM

"in order to put some chinks in Google's armor". Is that some sort of anti-Chinese racist comment related to Yang? You should be ashamed of yourself.

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Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2008 7:07PM

Whatever. NSD is still a dill weed putz.

T_ _ _ _ (stealthiness, eh?)

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