As it turns out, married men are still allowed to drink in the Wall Street watering hole called Ulysses. One young woman apparently once met a JP Morgan banker there who turned out to be married and yet was less than forthcoming about his marital status.
Don't you people know that you can't get away with this anymore? The internet won't allow it. What follows is the tale of a determined young woman who gathers evidence of her would-be suitor's marital status from websites and, eventually, through calls to his home. The trap is sprung over a dinner with a friend watching nearby. What happens next is somewhat of a let-down however.
After the jump we give you the not all that exciting conclusion to this sordid (if all too common) tale.
"Sven and Rachel sat down for dinner and Rachel laid it all out. Sven, admitted to it all," a blogger who goes by the name of PaulineyM writes. "Moral of the story: Maybe Ulysses isn't the best choice for after work drinks. And ladies, if your man says he's going there, maybe you should be suspicious."
Clearly married men should not be allowed to drink in bars!
Ulysses:A Cautionary Tale! [La Pauline 2.0]
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 21, 2008 4:47PM
Carney, I love you and all, but this was clearly better left to bess, if it was even worth doing at all
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 4:49PM
This post is lame.
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 4:49PM
Who cares? The blog says he was actually 43 trying to pass as 33, and the woman dating him wasn't surprised. Any woman dating a 43 year old man (who is trying to disguise his age) should have enough imagination to think there were some other women in the picture.
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 4:50PM
Ive taken down a bunch of strays from Ulysses, its like shoooting fish in a barrel. Lots of young dumb broads looking for a guy to take care of em.
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 4:50PM
Hmm, men lie, what a surprise. Good thing women always tell the truth, or we would be doomed as a society.
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 4:50PM
Ive taken down a bunch of strays from Ulysses, its like shoooting fish in a barrel. Lots of young dumb broads looking for a guy to take care of em.
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 4:54PM
I'm calling BS. No way this guy admitted to taking his side action to the beach house after getting caught....
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 4:55PM
I don't understand, why would anyone want to shoot fish in a barrel?
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 5:00PM
heads up to all you registered folks out there (series 7 and shit like that).
adultery is a crime in nys, and although no prosecutor will ever prosecute it, your scorned spouse can still file a criminal complaint against you which must be reported on your license.
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 5:01PM
Certified f'ing adulterer. I like it.
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 21, 2008 5:07PM
@ 9
Thats retarded (seriously true though?).
I wonder if thats looked at like a badge of honor though at some firms ha
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 5:07PM
can you imagine how much that lightens up the interview process?
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 5:08PM
5:01
What did you think CFA stands for?
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 5:11PM
I bet he was a back office slave too.
Posted by blndebnker , Jul 21, 2008 5:12PM
@13 - Brilliant
Posted by american bandersnatch , Jul 21, 2008 5:16PM
Wow, hard to care less about that story, even in the unlikely event that it's true.
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 5:21PM
No. 9. Odd, but true. From the New York Penal Code:
Section 255.17 Adultery
A person is guilty of adultery when he engages in sexual intercourse with another person at a time when he has a living spouse, or the other person has a living spouse.
Adultery is a class B misdemeanor.
Posted by BSD , Jul 21, 2008 5:22PM
@7 - of course he'd brag about it to the girl who busted him, just to show she ain't even the main mistress. Just because it's a recession doesn't mean our egos aren't swelled.
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 5:24PM
http://drop.io/austenbernstein
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 5:34PM
Why would a J.P. Morgan banker be at Ulysses? Their banking offices are all at 270/277 Park Ave...story doesn't quite add up...unless he was there interviewing for Goldman...
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 5:35PM
or he doesnt work for jpm at all
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 5:41PM
5:34pm
Very good point. If he worked at JPM he would be drinking at PJ Clarkes and would also be a flaming homosexual. So this would be even a better story since it involved a same sex relationship between a Wall Street, I mean Midtown Financial Titan and his sugar boy.
Is it true when you interview with Goldman they ask for a family tree and a stool sample?
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 5:41PM
@BSD pathetic how a man's ego is tied to women after all.
Face it the only reason most of you are even in this field to begin with is because of " models and bottles"
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 5:47PM
@5:41 That's retarded
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 5:47PM
@19. Dude works at Insight? Wow, he just got outted for the pathetic loser he is. Horrible.
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 5:55PM
The governors (blind as well as the bareback fetishist) have both publicly admitted to adultery and are yet to be charged.
However, given if you work on wall street and are assumed to be 'rich' then any da aspiting for ag/governor can take you down for the same and claim to have ridden society of some filth. So beware!
Posted by beentheredonethat , Jul 21, 2008 6:12PM
If you consider barebacking a fetish, maybe you need to go out more, and maybe even get laid.
Posted by BlackSwan06 , Jul 21, 2008 6:14PM
I think it's more pathetic that this woman went to all this trouble to "out" him. At the end of the day, he just keeps on banging woman #2, and picks up a new p.o.a to replace the grumpy southern belle, wifey still gets to spend his cash and pretend not to know, and life. goes. on.
*yawn*
slow monday, indeed...
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 6:28PM
Seriously, this woman shouldn't be surprised. I can't tell you how many times I've been hit on by married men or (worse) been out on a date, only to have it revealed to me that he was married about 2 hours into the date. Just lovely. The reality is that, in this city, if you're looking to date men who are 30+, it's something you've got to be on the lookout for. Not necessarily because of the men. But because of the women who are fine with carrying on with these guys, especially if it means financial and/or material perks.
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 7:00PM
I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
Posted by trojan , Jul 21, 2008 7:14PM
who the hell gets a beach house in rhode island? is this family guy?
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 7:20PM
The women at Ulysses are gold-diggers anyhow.
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 7:22PM
yeah, note the most shocking part of the story is not that he's 10 years older, married, or has a kid, but that the beach house is actually in RHODE ISLAND.
Lying about the Hampton beach house? Is nothing sacred? Guys will say anything to get laid.
Posted by Finnegan , Jul 21, 2008 7:46PM
I dunno if I can believe any story from an adult who uses twitter.
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 8:00PM
#27,
I would most certainly consider anal barebacking of a one time homeless druggie prostitute to be a fetish. Dont know about you - but it certainly does fall within my definition of 'high risk behavior.'
Posted by trojan , Jul 21, 2008 8:12PM
@32
Truth. If you ain't no punk, holler we want prenup.
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 8:41PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, man. Ohhhhhhh, my.
Posted by guest , Jul 21, 2008 10:54PM
@5:47 - don't laugh. Obvi you've never interviewed with the order of our order.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2008 6:16AM
These i-bank boys in Wall Shit are overpaid and under worked. All broads should hang out at WS watering holes and take these guys to cleaners - make sure they get f**ked big time.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2008 8:07AM
Too long, didn't read.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2008 8:48AM
This is hands down the worst thing I've ever heard a banker do...
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2008 9:02AM
welcome to NYC bitches...
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2008 9:09AM
Ulysses or anywhere on Stone Street is a fun to go after work if you work downtown. Where else should the women hang around downtown? AJ Kelly's?!? White Horse Tavern? Put a gold digger label on me because I enjoy the place, fine. I'll put a douche label on you in exchange.
Posted by guest , Jul 22, 2008 9:40AM
I accept the douche label with honor and raise yours from gold digger to bitch.
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