Worn out by another ugly week in the markets? Don’t worry, you still have time to sign up for BeachComber, DealBreaker’s summertime email-only special newsletter. Even if you missed the first two editions, by now you’ve probably heard DealBreaker launched a weekly newsletter focused on escaping work and engaging in leisure, especially in the Hamptons. Every Friday afternoon we’ll update you on the expected weather, traffic and parties you’ll be encountering in the East Egg of the twenty-first century. We might throw in a couple of links to business stories too.
The third edition of BeachComber will published over email in a few minutes. Sign up below by simply entering your email address. It’s free!
(Also, if there’s anything you’d like to see–such as league tables for nightclubs, Further Lane party invitation origami–let us know. We’ll be happy to oblige.)
I signed up but I think my spam blocker is preventing me from receiving the emails.
Damn cash machines are out of cash!! Bastards!
~Bad Leg Quezada
I’ll see you on the South Hampton beaches. I’m out.
Is it just me or is this exteme volatility making everyone extra horny?
yeah i signed up as well but havent been receiving.
you cheeze dick, SOUTHAMPTON……unrefined peasants
We’ve done our best to spam proof BeachComber but some spam-blockers are very aggressive. If you signed up but haven’t been getting it, send me a personal email and I’ll forward it your way.
John@DealBreaker.com. Thanks!
Will there be a list of the closest mayo wholesalers?
Only complete tools go to the Hamptons.
@12:41,
And the complete fags go to Nantucket & Provincetown.
@ 12:41
I’m not an expert (maybe GAnalYst can confirm if he wasn’t MIA), but I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of rehobeth and/or myrtle beach in terms of gayness
No no, P-Town is pretty gay… So is Ogunquit, ME and Fire Island (Cherry Grove and the Pines)
-mrp
Actually, i’m back on FI Pines this weekend (sat/sun) woohoo let the gay-o flow!
rahodeb?
John,
I hate the Hamptons but enjoy reading about weather, traffic and parties. Is this newsletter for me?
no fucking way is that the real mark klein md…
what’s the point of sending this out by email? Just post it on the site, jackass.
And yes, I’m angry because I’m the only one left in the office this afternoon.
@ 4:36
dude its a veritable ghost town here too, blech
I hope everyone had as great a weekend as I did. Since some here seem new to the NYC weekend summer scene, here’s an extremely brief guide for what you will find:
Hamptons: Financial services sheep of all ranks, cougers, guidos, second home owners who resent the weekend crowds.
P-town, Fire Island: Gays.
Jersey Shore: Guidos, SpitzWhores, first home owners who resent the weekend crowds.
NYC: Eurotrash/tourists, poors, guidos, the insane.
Berkshires: Hippies, older art/music lovers, bored kids.
NY/VT/NH mountains: Outdoorsy types with flexible schedules/their own plane.
PA, Catskills: Wannabe rusticators, ethnic festival goers.