• 18 Jul 2008 at 12:03 PM

Bonus Watch ’08: BNP Paribas

First year analysts: 65k. In lieu of any other information (about BNP bonuses/anything), please enjoy the following, on me:


Comments (16)

  1. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 12:33 PM

    i also fucked barbara boxer.

  2. Posted by american bandersnatch | July 18, 2008 at 12:34 PM

    Damn, can’t see the movie. Is it Elves or real estate salemen?

  3. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 12:40 PM

    Is this a random glick generator? It went from Cooper to Kathie Lee to Baldwin.

  4. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 12:41 PM

    (Wall Street)
    8=====D~~~~ ~~ ~
    (TGFD)
    Mayo all over, ugh! Delaware!?

  5. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 12:50 PM

    Always.
    Be.
    Closing.

  6. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 12:51 PM

    $65K for a 1st year bonus – cannot wait to hear from The Guy from Delaware on this one: “Oh you guys aren’t worth a dime. This is complete nonsense. I’m 60 years old and all the chicks dig me. I live in Dover and it’s crazy here. I dislike Bengalis.”
    Anyway, nicely done BNP.

  7. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 12:55 PM

    always. be. eating. cheesesteaks.
    thanks for lunch gang. y’all are the best.
    -longtime reader

  8. Posted by american bandersnatch | July 18, 2008 at 1:06 PM

    it’s “always be cheesesteaking” not “always be eating cheesesteaks”, as in:
    A Always
    B Be
    C Cheesesteaking.

  9. Posted by Anal_yst | July 18, 2008 at 1:23 PM

    Thats about in-line with top shelf bonus #’s @ BNP last summer as well, not yet sure what this year is yet, more info coming out supposedly in the next week says the rumour mill

  10. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 1:35 PM

    you banking mofos don’t deserve an f-ing bonus. f u all.
    have a great weekend!

  11. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 1:35 PM

    you banking mofos don’t deserve an f-ing bonus. f u all.
    have a great weekend!
    xoxoxxoxo

  12. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 8:10 PM

    Hey @ 12:41 – That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen on this board….and there’s been plenty. The fact that it wasn’t quickly deleted by the powers that be: Bess, John and the two or three lost soul summers, tells me, and I think it’s quite obvious, thank-you, that there is a bias here again those of us who live below the Mason-Dixon Line.

  13. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 8:11 PM

    Oh, sorry – Forgot to sign off:
    The Other Guy from Delaware

  14. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 8:35 PM

    65K? Which group(s)?

  15. Posted by guest | July 19, 2008 at 12:41 AM

    Umm in what group? There are really only 2 investment banking groups, corporate finance and loan/high yield cap markets (includes lev fin). The corp fin group in the US produces nothing, has an awful talent pool at any level, was gutted with layoffs, tries to shift work onto the Paris team, and gets no respect from the folks in Paris. The loan/high yield group was also gutted with layoffs but they’re a little better even though they do the most redundant work without any intelligence and really are there as support for the relationship bankers. The analysts last year in this latter group got 55 as first years. I can find out what they got this year but if it’s 65 then someone is smoking something because they hardly are on any deals especially as leads.

  16. Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 8:54 AM

    Trust me, the 65k number is wrong.

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