• 08 Jul 2008 at 10:37 AM

‘Buying A House And Buying A House Full Of Asbestos And Other Cancer Causing Substances Up In The Attic, With A Gasoline Spouting Sprinkler In The Front Yard, Are Two Different Things’

By Bess Levin

Comments (23)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2008 at 10:40 AM

    attack? seriously.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2008 at 11:09 AM

    36 posts on yesterday’s “Do-Gooders” thread is the max so far this week. Lots of threads (thanks Bess & Mr. Carney), but not many posts on them. I see a number of low single-digit threads, and not many with more than 10 posts. What’s up with the posters? Are they catatonic or something?
    Bess, I know you like fire, so may I suggest that you go set Schwartzman’s house ablaze and liven things up a bit. How about it?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2008 at 11:18 AM

    @11:09
    Maybe everyone has been fired or is in the Hamptons or both

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2008 at 11:22 AM

    DB is the new victm of the market downturn

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2008 at 11:26 AM

    Yeah, this blog has gone downhill over the summer. Not funny, occasionally stridently political and devoid of insightful analysis.
    here’s one regular reader who will be deleting you from my regular rotation of blogs!

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2008 at 11:29 AM

    It seems to have coincided with the new format. Then again maybe just summer and layoffs or fear thereof keeping people hard at work (or not browsing anyway).

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2008 at 11:32 AM

    Bess needs to throw some meat into the fire in order to bring the interest back.

  8. 8
    Posted by big r | July 8, 2008 at 11:43 AM

    bess makes me wet

  9. 9
    Posted by FUNdamental | July 8, 2008 at 11:44 AM

    Vacations, firings, no nsfw pics of bess, the state of delaware getting banned, a lack of fantastic craigs list ads and everyone having more work because of a lack of people…

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2008 at 12:06 PM

    Bess, unleash the twins…

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2008 at 12:19 PM

    oh where art thou douchebags?
    yeah, we jumped the vaynor in 07′
    finance is ridiculously uncool, but this site still rocks.
    perhaps bess could describe her yoga classes in detail, or her weekend in manasquan?
    stay strong DB!
    -retail

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2008 at 12:20 PM

    Bring back the State of Delaware duo. TGFD/TOGFD knew how to sling the shit. Sex and Crazy always sell well on db. Some of you might think I’m nuts, but I sort of miss him/them.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2008 at 12:28 PM

    FUNdamental@11:44,
    What does “nsfw” mean? I would like to see pics of Bess too.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2008 at 12:33 PM

    I miss Delaware, too. At least in moderation. Were he/they really banned?

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2008 at 12:34 PM

    Bess,
    Any thoughts on @11:09′s suggestion about Schwartzman’s house?

  16. 16
    Posted by BlackSwan06 | July 8, 2008 at 12:35 PM

    @1228 – NSFW = Not Safe For Work. Like HR will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger if they see it up on your screen…

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2008 at 12:39 PM

    BlackSwan06,
    Thanks for the explanation. Then I most certainly do want to see some “nsfw” pics of Bess.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2008 at 12:43 PM

    Anybody knows a good cleaning lady service (downtown area)? Thks.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2008 at 12:49 PM

    @12:33,
    I don’t know if there is any way to actually “ban” a poster from db. Someone please correct me if I’m wrong, but other than an astute Bess/Carney quickly deleting a post when they see it, I can’t think of how someone could technically be “banned”.
    My own opinion is that TGFD/TOGFD just grew weary of all the venom being spewn at him/them. Personally, I think even those who ‘hated’ the duo had a lively time when they were around.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2008 at 12:56 PM

    @12:43 – Dude, do you need your house cleaned or your pipes cleaned? They might offer both services at some outfits, but you’ll have to be specific when you inquire. Hope this helps.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2008 at 1:54 PM

    @12:56 – I’m not a fan of the hybrid service. Its just never the same quality as two separate providers.
    Like what I REALLY REALLY want is a cleaning lady who will come to the apartment, clean the SHIT out of it for like 3 hours: mop, dust, vacuum, do the dishes, polish the furniture, scrub the tub, THE WORKS. Then when the pad is spotless she takes her top off and jerks me. Or maybe flip that, first the jerk then the cleaning.
    But you will never get that! She’ll walk around for like 15 minutes then get lazy and just blow you and leave. Its like those asian massage chicks in the back of the vegas phone book…the massages SUCK!

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2008 at 2:15 PM

    Las Vegas is no good. Vancouver, now that’s where the real talent (for asian providers) is at.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | July 8, 2008 at 2:35 PM

    @1:54 – Dude, I recommend that you hang around the UES and see if you can latch onto one of those older cougars. If you appeal to her and she to you, then you might really be able to luck out. Then you can forget about some cleaning lady doing dual service at your apt. In fact, if the situation’s right, you might even be able to forget about that apt altogether. Maybe your job too. How’s that sound.

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