• 21 Jul 2008 at 12:22 PM

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  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 12:25 PM

    When you wish apon a star…

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 12:25 PM

    Hold that thought- let me just run and get some condoms…

  3. 3
    Posted by DrederickTatum | July 21, 2008 at 12:27 PM

    Thain embraces the head of Merrill Lynch’s Mortgage Backed Securities Desk.

  4. 4
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | July 21, 2008 at 12:28 PM

    Yeah, remember that night I fucked you in the pet cememtary?

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 12:30 PM

    #2 wins – calling it.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 12:31 PM

    “So tell me was Walt really frozen, cause I’d like to get on that train until this mess is over”

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 12:31 PM

    “So tell me was Walt really frozen, cause I’d like to get on that train until this mess is over”

  8. 8
    Posted by a lord | July 21, 2008 at 12:35 PM

    “See you in hell, Thain”

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 12:36 PM

    Hi, I’m Client #9…

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 12:38 PM

    Can you point to where Stan O’Neal touched you?

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 12:39 PM

    Stan? Is that you in there?

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 12:42 PM

    “Nooo! My head’s bigger”

  13. 13
    Posted by Isiah | July 21, 2008 at 12:47 PM

    hey, neither of us are wearing pants anyway

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 12:49 PM

    Hey smart ass’s i know that thus far this monday we have covered 4 or 5 of the deadly sins so i have a question about the orangest of orange deadly sins..
    Could BofA have taken over CFC but NOT gurantee the public debt of CFC?
    On the call this morning this was the response to a question about the public debt of CFC.
    “we don’t intend to guarantee the public debt but we understand the ramification of not paying”.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 12:49 PM

    “So, does Disney have a Sovereign Wealth Fund or what?”

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 12:51 PM

    “No no, he left about a year ago. I’m in charge now”

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 12:52 PM

    You would like working here. It’s your type of outfit

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 12:57 PM

    Fictional characters unite!

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 1:00 PM

    Yes, I’ll have your baby!!!!

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 1:00 PM

    Are you sure you know where Bob Iger keeps his checkbook?

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 1:02 PM

    Two residents of Fantasyland exchange stories….

  22. 22
    Posted by DrederickTatum | July 21, 2008 at 1:03 PM

    @12:49 – In a word, yes. CFC is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of B of A. Its your prototype drop-down, triangle merger. All of CFC’s liabilities are contained to its shell corporation, Red Oak Corporation.
    B of A got an insane deal on the CFC merger. The entire purchase price produces an tax savings basically equal to the purchase prise of 2 Billion… so B of A sort of got CFC for free. Down the road, B of A can spin-off (or usurp) the mortgage serving division or other valuable parts of Countrywide. In the meantime, CFC’s old liabilities (i suspect) will be left to die in the Red Oak shell.
    This is my understanding. Admittedly, I would defer to Dealbreaker editor and former-Skadden wonderboy, John Carney… I’m pretty sure his grades in law school were higher than mine.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 1:09 PM

    Yes we know Wall St. is run by a bunch of Mickey Mouse bankers!

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 1:22 PM

    I want to do to you what I did to the bonus pool by hiring Montag

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 1:29 PM

    Yeah,… I am the new Mickey!

  26. 26
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 21, 2008 at 1:31 PM

    wtf is up with merrill and fictional characters? The pic on lolstreet with stan & the muppets, the actual muppets on their website a few months back, and now Thain getting ready to sodomize an unsuspecting minnie mouse? Seems to be a trend here….

  27. 27
    Posted by JimBob | July 21, 2008 at 1:33 PM

    “You will work out well here at our Mickey Mouse company”

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 1:36 PM

    I told you we are all family here. Allow me to fill the holes in your cheese.

  29. 29
    Posted by chad | July 21, 2008 at 1:58 PM

    “Oh, my God. Minney? It’s a small world
    when you got unbelievable tits.”

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 2:09 PM

    JT: I heard you left Mickey. Is that true?
    Minnie: Yes, I left him last week. He phucked Goofy.

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 2:12 PM

    “Daisy doesn’t have to know a thing about us…”
    -DK

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 3:30 PM

    Drederick, I was going to second yours until you revealed that you went to law school.

  33. 33
    Posted by Finnegan | July 21, 2008 at 3:54 PM

    Can I fellate your nose…again, Minnie?

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 4:15 PM

    We finally have our first look at the $40 million hire from Goldman, Tom Montag.

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 4:20 PM

    Thain finally collars the perp who stole his daughter’s tiara and computer.

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 4:43 PM

    “Yeah, Minnie, I had a good time too. I’ll call you…”

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 4:51 PM

    ‘I CAN’T BELIEVE THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS IS REPLACING ME WITH A CHICK!”

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 4:52 PM

    pack your shit john, you’re fired.

  39. 39
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 6:46 PM

    The plastic surgery really looks good Stan! But no you cant have an office here.

  40. 40
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 7:07 PM

    oh shit… who moved my cheese?

  41. 41
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 7:08 PM

    oh shit… who moved my cheese?

  42. 42
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 8:19 PM

    To find YOUR perfect match, logon to eHarmony.com!

  43. 43
    Posted by michange | July 21, 2008 at 9:28 PM

    Look, Minnie, you don’t want the both of us to end up like Eliott and Ashley, right?

  44. 44
    Posted by michange | July 21, 2008 at 9:30 PM

    But… Ashley told me you were playing it cool, Thainie!

  45. 45
    Posted by guest | July 22, 2008 at 5:27 AM

    Tap tap…
    ‘Time to come up to my John office’

  46. 46
    Posted by guest | July 22, 2008 at 8:43 AM

    I love you, Goofy.

  47. 47
    Posted by FUNdamental | July 22, 2008 at 11:06 AM

    hey john,
    I didn’t even know mickey was ill, but everyone keeps saying that you’re in charge of his operation?

  48. 48
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2008 at 12:05 PM

    Lovely to meet you finally Mrs Whitney

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