• 28 Jul 2008 at 10:36 AM

Caption Contest Monday

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  1. 1
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 28, 2008 at 10:44 AM

    I can’t decide which looks more like a caricature (sp?) of themselves…

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 10:46 AM

    Tales from the crypt

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 10:48 AM

    When I get a hold of the son of a bitch who leaked this, I’m gonna tear his eyeballs out and I’m gonna suck his fucking skull.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 10:50 AM

    Behind door #1, billions of dollars. Behind door #2, Catherine Zeta Jones. Hoo, boy…

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 10:57 AM

    Blue Horse Shoe loves Anacott Steel.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 11:05 AM

    Bud Fox- Why do you need to wreck this company?
    Gordon Gecco- Because it’s wreckable, all right?
    good times good times

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 11:05 AM

    Horrible photo-shopping…fire this intern.
    ~LexSteelz

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 11:14 AM

    The Streets of San Francisco
    [left head-tilt]

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 11:16 AM

    I will give you 1 billion dollars for 1 night with your wife….

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 11:21 AM

    So the falcons heard the falconer

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 11:26 AM

    And I’m not talking about some schmuck making half a million dollars a year, flying first class and feeling comfortable. I’m talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing.

  12. 12
    Posted by FUNdamental | July 28, 2008 at 11:26 AM

    Michael, do you always like to go with jacket? (Hope you don’t realize I “jacket” to your wife”)
    Hey henry, I smell bro-mance in the air! (glad you don’t know I’m fucking your wife)

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 11:27 AM

    “…So, how is Catherine’s ego these days?”
    “oh, she has it under control now… ”
    http://www.designer-daily.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/christophe-huet-photoshop.jpg

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 11:29 AM

    H: A million bucks for the first one to tag Ellen Barkin.
    M: Deal.

  15. 15
    Posted by fatsdomino | July 28, 2008 at 11:33 AM

    I am Spartacus

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 11:34 AM

    What’s that smell? One of us needs to have his diaper changed.

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 11:45 AM

    Sorry Michael, no amount of money is going to prop up your career at this point. The board would kill me if I took on this pilot of yours, “Dad and Me”. Sounds like a great idea, but I just can’t help you out.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 11:46 AM

    Go on….open one more button….makes you look like Hasselhoff…

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 12:07 PM

    What did he do, promise to take you public?

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 12:07 PM

    both sets of ears touch in the back

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 12:12 PM

    70 is the new 20

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 12:18 PM

    @10:57 That is Endicott Steel. Get your movie qoutes right.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 12:49 PM

    @12:18 it is Anacott Steel, check IMDB or an online script

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 12:53 PM

    You were wonderful last night.

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 12:54 PM

    We just tag-teamed Darryl Hannah!

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 1:10 PM

    Michael – sad news about that hot young babe Estelle Getty dying
    Henry – yeah, only the good die young

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 1:11 PM

    @ 10
    Thats gotta be a bit above the average dealbreaker reader…
    Stick with wall street quotes and gay jokes.

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 1:16 PM

    Let’s go out and get Schwartzman.

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 1:23 PM

    Let’s fuck some bitches.

  30. 30
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 28, 2008 at 1:27 PM

    @ 27
    Pretty sure that is from Wall Street (more or less)…

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 1:27 PM

    MAKEUP!
    -DK

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 1:35 PM

    Micheal your Anacott Steel is jabbing me in the thigh, seriously, layoff the Viagra, spare catherine from having to to pretend you don’t look like abe simpson, she’s gotta save all her acting chops for her next performance in live action Ratatouille http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0481141/

  33. 33
    Posted by WillieBanks | July 28, 2008 at 1:40 PM

    This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 1:44 PM

    @ #32 and #33.
    Kick yourself in the balls. Worst comments of the day.

  35. 35
    Posted by chad | July 28, 2008 at 1:47 PM

    bess, you kinda suck at picky worthy caption contest fotos.

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 1:51 PM

    @ chad– fuck off

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 1:52 PM

    Number 20 was the best.

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 2:00 PM

    Eerily similar to these guys, no?
    https://www.gwindi.net/images/cl-g529170b.jpg

  39. 39
    Posted by beentheredonethat | July 28, 2008 at 2:00 PM

    Abe Simpson? More like Abe Vigoda

  40. 40
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 2:09 PM

    Ohh Michael, thats my spot.

  41. 41
    Posted by chad | July 28, 2008 at 2:21 PM

    @ 1:51 – Dad!?!?

  42. 42
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 2:22 PM

    Henry: “Micheal who did your face it looks fabulous”.
    Micheal: “Henry, i will give you his name. You know he did these plugs for free.”

  43. 43
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 2:25 PM

    fantasy meets reality.

  44. 44
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 3:03 PM

    Blue Horse Shoe loves chestwax

  45. 45
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 4:25 PM

    Kravis is not a Mitchum man.

  46. 46
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 4:39 PM

    @ 30
    Yup I suck. Thought someone very cleverly reference Yeats…turns out it was Oliver Stone
    -27

  47. 47
    Posted by guest | July 28, 2008 at 4:49 PM

    Kravis: “yo dawg, last time we chilled… I wuz poor and you wuz single”
    Douglas: “ohh snap, ill brush your shoulder off to that”

  48. 48
    Posted by Finnegan | July 28, 2008 at 5:39 PM

    Through gritted teeth Michael asks Kravis to take his hand off his ass.

  49. 49
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 12:39 AM

    Dear Mr. Kravis,
    I am Ravi from India. I have 780 in my GMATs and am going to either Chicago GSB or Wharton for an MBA starting in the fall of 08. I would be honored and privileged to work for your esteemed LBO firm of Kohlberg, Kravis and Roberts CO. at such a crucial juncture. It is indeed for people like me that you are going public so you can use the powerful currency of your public stock to attract and retain employees with >760 GMATs like me from top-tier MBA programs.
    I would be honored to have a few minutes of your time to demonstrate my exhiibited superior abilities of GMAT test taking, model building and my overall smarter Indian genes which are demonstrated on Wall St. by the likes of current Citi CEO Vikram Pandit.
    Do hit me back Mr. Kravis. Looking forward to working with you.
    The Guy from Delhi,
    RAVI

  50. 50
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 12:57 AM

    You are too much for me Henry, you sonofawhoreson bitch…I wish I knew how to quit you.

  51. 51
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 1:40 AM

    2 jewish men suddenly become old lesbians

  52. 52
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 3:19 AM

    “Look you little shit, snap the photo. Then we can put our pants on and you can leave this highway rest stop!”

  53. 53
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 8:42 AM

    We wear only the best dentures.

  54. 54
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 12:23 PM

    Guess which one of us has the most recent face lift and botox injectinos?

  55. 55
    Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 12:23 PM

    Guess which one of us has the most recent face lift and botox injections?

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