Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 10:46AM

Tales from the crypt

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 10:48AM

When I get a hold of the son of a bitch who leaked this, I'm gonna tear his eyeballs out and I'm gonna suck his fucking skull.

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 10:50AM

Behind door #1, billions of dollars. Behind door #2, Catherine Zeta Jones. Hoo, boy...

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 10:57AM

Blue Horse Shoe loves Anacott Steel.

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 11:05AM

Bud Fox- Why do you need to wreck this company?

Gordon Gecco- Because it's wreckable, all right?

good times good times

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 11:05AM

Horrible photo-shopping...fire this intern.

~LexSteelz

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 11:14AM

The Streets of San Francisco
[left head-tilt]

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 11:16AM

I will give you 1 billion dollars for 1 night with your wife....

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 11:21AM

So the falcons heard the falconer

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 11:26AM

And I'm not talking about some schmuck making half a million dollars a year, flying first class and feeling comfortable. I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing.

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 11:27AM

"...So, how is Catherine's ego these days?"

"oh, she has it under control now... "

http://www.designer-daily.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/christophe-huet-photoshop.jpg

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 11:29AM

H: A million bucks for the first one to tag Ellen Barkin.

M: Deal.

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 11:34AM

What's that smell? One of us needs to have his diaper changed.

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 11:45AM

Sorry Michael, no amount of money is going to prop up your career at this point. The board would kill me if I took on this pilot of yours, "Dad and Me". Sounds like a great idea, but I just can't help you out.

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 11:46AM

Go on....open one more button....makes you look like Hasselhoff...

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 12:07PM

What did he do, promise to take you public?

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 12:07PM

both sets of ears touch in the back

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 12:12PM

70 is the new 20

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 12:18PM

@10:57 That is Endicott Steel. Get your movie qoutes right.

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 12:49PM

@12:18 it is Anacott Steel, check IMDB or an online script

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 12:53PM

You were wonderful last night.

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 12:54PM

We just tag-teamed Darryl Hannah!

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 1:10PM

Michael - sad news about that hot young babe Estelle Getty dying

Henry - yeah, only the good die young

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 1:11PM

@ 10

Thats gotta be a bit above the average dealbreaker reader...

Stick with wall street quotes and gay jokes.

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 1:16PM

Let's go out and get Schwartzman.

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 1:23PM

Let's fuck some bitches.

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 1:27PM

MAKEUP!

-DK

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 1:35PM

Micheal your Anacott Steel is jabbing me in the thigh, seriously, layoff the Viagra, spare catherine from having to to pretend you don't look like abe simpson, she's gotta save all her acting chops for her next performance in live action Ratatouille http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0481141/

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 1:44PM

@ #32 and #33.

Kick yourself in the balls. Worst comments of the day.

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 1:51PM

@ chad-- fuck off

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 1:52PM

Number 20 was the best.

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 2:00PM

Eerily similar to these guys, no?

https://www.gwindi.net/images/cl-g529170b.jpg

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 2:09PM

Ohh Michael, thats my spot.

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 2:22PM

Henry: "Micheal who did your face it looks fabulous".
Micheal: "Henry, i will give you his name. You know he did these plugs for free."

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 2:25PM

fantasy meets reality.

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 3:03PM

Blue Horse Shoe loves chestwax

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 4:25PM

Kravis is not a Mitchum man.

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 4:39PM

@ 30

Yup I suck. Thought someone very cleverly reference Yeats...turns out it was Oliver Stone

-27

Posted by guest , Jul 28, 2008 4:49PM

Kravis: "yo dawg, last time we chilled... I wuz poor and you wuz single"

Douglas: "ohh snap, ill brush your shoulder off to that"

Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 12:39AM

Dear Mr. Kravis,

I am Ravi from India. I have 780 in my GMATs and am going to either Chicago GSB or Wharton for an MBA starting in the fall of 08. I would be honored and privileged to work for your esteemed LBO firm of Kohlberg, Kravis and Roberts CO. at such a crucial juncture. It is indeed for people like me that you are going public so you can use the powerful currency of your public stock to attract and retain employees with >760 GMATs like me from top-tier MBA programs.

I would be honored to have a few minutes of your time to demonstrate my exhiibited superior abilities of GMAT test taking, model building and my overall smarter Indian genes which are demonstrated on Wall St. by the likes of current Citi CEO Vikram Pandit.

Do hit me back Mr. Kravis. Looking forward to working with you.

The Guy from Delhi,
RAVI

Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 12:57AM

You are too much for me Henry, you sonofawhoreson bitch...I wish I knew how to quit you.

Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 1:40AM

2 jewish men suddenly become old lesbians

Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 3:19AM

"Look you little shit, snap the photo. Then we can put our pants on and you can leave this highway rest stop!"

Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 8:42AM

We wear only the best dentures.

Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 12:23PM

Guess which one of us has the most recent face lift and botox injectinos?

Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 12:23PM

Guess which one of us has the most recent face lift and botox injections?