• 14 Jul 2008 at 9:59 AM

Caption Contest Monday: The Sleeves Are About To Come Off

By John Carney

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CNBC’s Charlie Gasparino ringside at Trader Monthly‘s fight night. [PageSixMag]
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Comments (30)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2008 at 10:05 AM

    That’s not Gasparino. That’s a re-incarnation of Milton Berle.
    –Calgary Schmooze

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2008 at 10:07 AM

    trader daily… what a joke

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2008 at 10:08 AM

    Brown suit. Wow.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2008 at 10:14 AM

    Charlie: Bert (Sugar), you know when the meat plate is coming because this sushi just doesn’t cut it – I need my mortadella?

  5. 5
    Posted by sales rep | July 14, 2008 at 10:16 AM

    A: Bert Sugar, Charlie Gasparino, and a bell ringer.
    Q: Who are 3 people who have never been in my kitchen, Alex.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2008 at 10:16 AM

    The sleeves about to come off.
    I’d say the GLOVES are about to come off.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2008 at 10:22 AM

    Please add” cauliflower ears” to your tags.
    Charlie has the Willie Loman thing down pat.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2008 at 10:24 AM

    Gasparino Sucks!

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2008 at 10:27 AM

    Hey Bert – I call dibs on the guy in the pink shorts.

  10. 10
    Posted by chad | July 14, 2008 at 10:28 AM

    “Yup, that’s semen alright.”

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2008 at 10:29 AM

    Blue Steel!

  12. 12
    Posted by bank_teller | July 14, 2008 at 10:32 AM

    Is that Gandhi ringing the bell on the right?

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2008 at 10:34 AM

    Gasparino didn’t cause the credit mess. Let’s not forget who did. Hint – It wasn’t the mortgage brokers, it wasn’t the unqualified borrowers, and it wasn’t the Fed. That leaves who else?

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2008 at 10:35 AM

    “Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right…here I am stuck in the middle with you….”

  15. 15
    Posted by Riskybusiness | July 14, 2008 at 10:36 AM

    Yes, Ghandi is a middle aged African male wearing a Kufi. No wonder your a bank teller.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2008 at 10:38 AM

    @10:29 Winner…
    I was thinking “Magnum” but “Blue Steel” is better.

  17. 17
    Posted by bank_teller | July 14, 2008 at 10:39 AM

    thanks for clearing that up, riskybuttnugget. so how’s that clever schtick working out for you?

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2008 at 10:42 AM

    Mmmmmm, this tastes like Dick Fuld.

  19. 19
    Posted by Riskybusiness | July 14, 2008 at 10:44 AM

    Well if by “clever schtick” your referring to wit and intelligence; quite well, thank you for asking. Best of luck closing your next Alt-A mortgage to an un-employed janitor.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2008 at 10:46 AM

    Fact Check Error: Evan Odim knocked out Tim Nersten in the 2nd round.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2008 at 10:53 AM

    Oh, this is just too easy:
    “Soes I was just sittin dere, watchen da fight and doin my job with one of my sources. Den, does bastads at CNBC calls me up and says, hey meathead, yous got to get back to da studio and break some more news. So I says to Bart, hey Bart, quick make somethin up soes I got sometin to say. Bart says…just blame da foist guy you can tink of and den get back here for da main event. Da next ting I knows, I wuz making up alls kinds of stuff about Jimmy da Cayne and BS and liquidity. Really, I never taught dat dis was gonna happen. Now VF is blamin me and alls I wanted to do was get back to da main event with my gumbas.”

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2008 at 10:59 AM

    you’re not your

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2008 at 11:13 AM

    “Oh Miss Right Hand, how your mayo-covered phalanges feel to my Cialis-crusted member. Gee, I hope no one sees me doing this. Just have a sip of water big Gaspar, don’t freak out on me now. Who knows when I’ll be erect again. Ohh mayo.”

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2008 at 11:17 AM

    “Great seats, huh, Burt? Nah, no need to thank me, I gotta hookup down at D’Jais that really came through…”

  25. 25
    Posted by FUNdamental | July 14, 2008 at 11:18 AM

    Ohhh nooo is that dennis kneale’s music???

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2008 at 11:23 AM

    “Sniff, swirl, swish, spit…and repeat.”
    -BeckyBootFan

  27. 27
    Posted by CNote | July 14, 2008 at 11:44 AM

    “Gasparino, sucking. Five minutes later, the bell-ringer had first hand experience of Gasparino blowing.”

  28. 28
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 14, 2008 at 11:46 AM

    @ 11:17
    ahahaha amazing (and probably true!). For those who don’t get it, http://www.djais.com , lets just say if you don’t fistpump, you’ll stand out like an albino @ the apollo

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | July 14, 2008 at 12:34 PM

    @ 10:28… CLASSIC!

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | July 15, 2008 at 11:13 AM

    The D’Jais dance is called the “Staten Island Stomp”.

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