CNBC's Charlie Gasparino ringside at Trader Monthly's fight night. [PageSixMag]
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Posted by Bess Levin, Jul 14, 2008, 9:59am
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Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2008 10:05AM
That's not Gasparino. That's a re-incarnation of Milton Berle.
--Calgary Schmooze
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2008 10:07AM
trader daily... what a joke
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2008 10:08AM
Brown suit. Wow.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2008 10:14AM
Charlie: Bert (Sugar), you know when the meat plate is coming because this sushi just doesn't cut it - I need my mortadella?
Posted by sales rep , Jul 14, 2008 10:16AM
A: Bert Sugar, Charlie Gasparino, and a bell ringer.
Q: Who are 3 people who have never been in my kitchen, Alex.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2008 10:16AM
The sleeves about to come off.
I'd say the GLOVES are about to come off.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2008 10:22AM
Please add" cauliflower ears" to your tags.
Charlie has the Willie Loman thing down pat.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2008 10:24AM
Gasparino Sucks!
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2008 10:27AM
Hey Bert - I call dibs on the guy in the pink shorts.
Posted by chad , Jul 14, 2008 10:28AM
"Yup, that's semen alright."
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2008 10:29AM
Blue Steel!
Posted by bank_teller , Jul 14, 2008 10:32AM
Is that Gandhi ringing the bell on the right?
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2008 10:34AM
Gasparino didn't cause the credit mess. Let's not forget who did. Hint - It wasn't the mortgage brokers, it wasn't the unqualified borrowers, and it wasn't the Fed. That leaves who else?
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2008 10:35AM
"Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right...here I am stuck in the middle with you...."
Posted by Riskybusiness , Jul 14, 2008 10:36AM
Yes, Ghandi is a middle aged African male wearing a Kufi. No wonder your a bank teller.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2008 10:38AM
@10:29 Winner...
I was thinking "Magnum" but "Blue Steel" is better.
Posted by bank_teller , Jul 14, 2008 10:39AM
thanks for clearing that up, riskybuttnugget. so how's that clever schtick working out for you?
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2008 10:42AM
Mmmmmm, this tastes like Dick Fuld.
Posted by Riskybusiness , Jul 14, 2008 10:44AM
Well if by "clever schtick" your referring to wit and intelligence; quite well, thank you for asking. Best of luck closing your next Alt-A mortgage to an un-employed janitor.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2008 10:46AM
Fact Check Error: Evan Odim knocked out Tim Nersten in the 2nd round.
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2008 10:53AM
Oh, this is just too easy:
"Soes I was just sittin dere, watchen da fight and doin my job with one of my sources. Den, does bastads at CNBC calls me up and says, hey meathead, yous got to get back to da studio and break some more news. So I says to Bart, hey Bart, quick make somethin up soes I got sometin to say. Bart says...just blame da foist guy you can tink of and den get back here for da main event. Da next ting I knows, I wuz making up alls kinds of stuff about Jimmy da Cayne and BS and liquidity. Really, I never taught dat dis was gonna happen. Now VF is blamin me and alls I wanted to do was get back to da main event with my gumbas."
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2008 10:59AM
you're not your
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2008 11:13AM
"Oh Miss Right Hand, how your mayo-covered phalanges feel to my Cialis-crusted member. Gee, I hope no one sees me doing this. Just have a sip of water big Gaspar, don't freak out on me now. Who knows when I'll be erect again. Ohh mayo."
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2008 11:17AM
"Great seats, huh, Burt? Nah, no need to thank me, I gotta hookup down at D'Jais that really came through..."
Posted by FUNdamental , Jul 14, 2008 11:18AM
Ohhh nooo is that dennis kneale's music???
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2008 11:23AM
"Sniff, swirl, swish, spit...and repeat."
-BeckyBootFan
Posted by CNote , Jul 14, 2008 11:44AM
"Gasparino, sucking. Five minutes later, the bell-ringer had first hand experience of Gasparino blowing."
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 14, 2008 11:46AM
@ 11:17
ahahaha amazing (and probably true!). For those who don't get it, www.djais.com , lets just say if you don't fistpump, you'll stand out like an albino @ the apollo
Posted by guest , Jul 14, 2008 12:34PM
@ 10:28... CLASSIC!
Posted by guest , Jul 15, 2008 11:13AM
The D'Jais dance is called the "Staten Island Stomp".