He grew the beard for the egret and the verdict? The egret likes. [NYT]
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Nike should pay me for product placement.
“the b*tch set me up!”
Where’s our $400Mil?
Bayou Group Investors
“Bess Levin Arrested for Posting Weak-Ass Picture to Choose Caption For”
It’s cool. Al Gore grew one and they gave him a Nobel prize.
“Shaving is painful, suicide is painless”
“I’m parked by the 580…..”
so Bess likes to be handcuffed?
@9:56 – nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5IyVyLqIPg
“Is that my new cellmate? I wonder if he’s going to call me Princess.”
The unspeakable things I’d like to do to Bess Levin.
(not a capiton, just a comment)
Mom? Mommy? Where are they taking me mommy?
This fur on my face should act as a mayo catcher.
“Hey can we stop at the Basketball Hall of Fame first??”
@Bess he does have a sort of gritty, Spielberg thing goin on here. Looks tough. I have much more respect for Sam Israel now that he is known to not always look like a fat putz.
looks kinda bernanke-ish, circa 1996ish
I am trailer trash.
My face is gonna look like a glazed doughnut once the brutha’s have at me. I’ll be soooo popular!
“Hey check out that chick over there- is she blowing an egret?”
Please remember ladies, the ball cap is hiding an uncle fester hairdo.
“In related news, Israel and Jeff Epstein have announced the launch of a new fund called Penal Partners Ltd.”
Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
I think the feds just caught up with Richard Dreyfuss for killing that shark.
“Is that…is that the egret? He came to watch my perp walk? OMG he DOES care!”
maybe Richard Dreyfus
I didn’t kill my wife!
Impossible is nothing.
“told ya I’d get two perp walks, b*tches!”
Dr. Phil, Karma is a B!tch
Is that a parking ticket on the windshield of my moped?
@10:37 — I know you didn’t, Richard. Now think me up a cup of coffee, will ya! And one of those chocolate donuts with the sprinkles on it.
Leon Cooperman said I was his best trader ever
28…29…30. 30 photographers at a hedgie’s perp walk HAS to be a record, right? Beat that, b*tches….
someone fill me in on the mayo talk – feel like im missing something
Israel Still on Lam, Piven Now in Custody
Milk was a bad choice…. Baxter is that you??!?!?!
Farewell and adieu dear Ladies of Spain…
Can I get extra mayo in prison?
Is he wearing a zildjian hat? Who knew he was a budding percussionist?
“Mr. Holland look-a-like finally arrested for conducting one hell of a Hedgie Opus.”
i wonder if its hit him yet that he wont be having a MHL for a very long time
//eagerly looking for ashton kutcher and the rest of the punk’d crew.
Israel: “Wait, guys. Stop. Over there, do you see it?”
Agent: “Is that a pelican?”
Israel: “egret [bitch]…it’s an egret…[get it fucking right, you stupid whore].”
I have no egrets.
@Anal_yst – Good looking out on the Zildjan hat. He must have been hiding out at Sam Ash.
This is Springfield? Will I be sharing a cell with Sideshow Bob?
No play for Mr. Gray. You’ve been reeeeeeeee-jected! Meet the new Just For Men spokesman.
Being on the lam has been good for him. He actually looks kind of hunkish.
Bruce
Wait is that the Men’s Warehouse guy?
Man, are you gonna like the way you look!
@ Blnde, yea, def doesn’t strike me as a GC kinda guy…bet he was hiding behind a marshall full stack
In that pic, he’s rocking a Grissom-CSI thing, and it works!
Dig my Marty DiBergi getup?
“You’re gonna like the way you look in handcuffs. I guarantee it.”
Why didn’t I get washed away in Hurricane Katrina.
Its the runner up in the first annual Richard Hatch doppelganger contest.
“Hey — I thought you guys said we were going to KFC.”
No, really Your Honor, I did try to kill myself…. Really!…. Stop laughing, look – see the rope marks under my lush beard? Why wont anyone believe me……
Wikky wikky wikky wild wild west.
jesus that guy can grow facial hair fast. in the pic the other day he was clean shaven, wasnt he?
very bear material. mr pink, your type?
“Jeez, maybe I should have taken few more of Mother’s trading touts, too…”
“Susanah Hoffs taught me this look. Perp walk’in like an Egyptian baby!”
When you have to suck dick to get by, you know it’s time to turn yourself in.
@10:37
Dr. Richard Kimble
I have an appointment with Messrs Cioffi and Tannin in Cell Block D.
Wait, they told me I look like that insane Jim Cramer! The only difference was that I wasn’t coward.I didn’t turn my back from my hedge fund when the stock market was going down.
Looks like they are taking me to Guantanamo bay! That’s painful!
Hey! Where’s my $400 Million? I earned it; it’s mine. Hell with those dumb investors. You know, Caveat Emptor and whatever like that.
This is probably the only good photo of Sam Israel ever taken in his life. Too bad for his mother he’s in handcuffs.
“anyone want to rub my size 12 feet?”
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