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Comments (65)

  1. Posted by Anal_yst | July 29, 2008 at 10:23 AM

    The red light district?

  2. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 10:24 AM

    Is that Ludacris or Steve Jobs?

  3. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 10:25 AM

    Three admirable capitalists, one douche in a Che t-shirt behind them.

  4. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 10:26 AM

    Warren Buffett is the most flashy billionaire on this planet.

  5. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 10:27 AM

    That is obviously a Bob Marley t-shirt. Moron.

  6. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 10:30 AM

    ludicrous wealth

  7. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 10:31 AM

    Who are three men who have never been in my kitchen.

  8. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 10:32 AM

    What will we do today? The same thing we do every day, plot to take over the world!

  9. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 10:36 AM

    Carney, will you please start paying BL per word not per post.
    I need some entertainment as my world crumbles around me.

  10. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 10:38 AM

    What are Frick and Frack Billionaire doing hanging out with Bill Bellamy?

  11. Posted by CNote | July 29, 2008 at 10:39 AM

    Beavis & Butthead meet Luda

  12. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 10:39 AM

    I thought Harry Caray was dead….

  13. Posted by Anal_yst | July 29, 2008 at 10:48 AM

    So much money, you can’t stop that

  14. Posted by chad | July 29, 2008 at 10:50 AM

    Via one of Life’s never ending lessons, Bill Gates learned the hard way that pairing two friends based on their love for dropping N-bombs was a poor choice.

  15. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 10:56 AM

    Does anybody else find it weird that the two richest men in the world hang out with a guy called Ludacris?

  16. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 10:59 AM

    @ 15:
    It’s not just weird, it’s ludicrous!

  17. Posted by Finnegan | July 29, 2008 at 11:01 AM

    “Buffet comes to realize this was not Obama who he invited to the game”

  18. Posted by lemmerdeur | July 29, 2008 at 11:03 AM

    Are those spermatozoa on Buffet’s Reblind-Helen-Keller Green shirt?

  19. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 11:10 AM

    Lud, you sure we can’t drink in this part of the club?
    Warren, how many times do I have to tell you: If you want to drink, you have to go back to the topless only section.

  20. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 11:20 AM

    Hey Warren, do you like Mayo? I do, what about you Bill? Mayo or Mustard? Who is the guy in the white polo shirt and shades? Is he someone famous?

  21. Posted by FUNdamental | July 29, 2008 at 11:22 AM

    A boca retiree a nerd and a black guy walk into a bar…

  22. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 11:26 AM

    “one of these things is not like the other, one of these things doesnt belong….”

  23. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 11:38 AM

    America’s Got Talent

  24. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 11:38 AM

    Warren, Bill, getting desperate for Bridge players?

  25. Posted by WillieBanks | July 29, 2008 at 11:39 AM

    Warren Buffet needs to merge with Ludacris in order to survive. Bill Gates is the advisor.

  26. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 11:42 AM

    Move bitch…get out da way…get out da way.

  27. Posted by merkin capital partners | July 29, 2008 at 11:43 AM

    BG: Buff, no! Don’t look. OK, there is a colored guy next to me I think. How did he get here? Stop looking!
    WB: Oh shit i saw him. Oh my god where is my wallet?

  28. Posted by Suits | July 29, 2008 at 11:46 AM

    Does Buffet’s shirt have the Geico Gecco on it?

  29. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 11:47 AM

    “Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right…”

  30. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 11:49 AM

    Anybody can make it in America.
    -DK

  31. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 11:53 AM

    WB: This is totally on the hook, Bill. I can’t believe we are sitting next to Tupac Shakur.
    BG: How many times do I have to tell you, Warren, its OVER the hook. And, that’s definitely LL Cool J.

  32. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 12:00 PM

    @9– see all her other posts, rocket scientist.

  33. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 12:08 PM

    WB: Forbes rank #1
    BG: Forbes rank #3
    Luda: Forbes? They sell rims or something?

  34. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 12:10 PM

    32/B, Try a Little Tenderness.

  35. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 12:23 PM

    WB & BG: Wait a minute, your not jay-z!

  36. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 12:24 PM

    Straight outa Hamptons…

  37. Posted by Anal_yst | July 29, 2008 at 12:34 PM

    @33
    They be lorinser kitted?

  38. Posted by Judson_Clark | July 29, 2008 at 12:38 PM

    They’re just some bros, looking for some girls gone wiiiiilllld. Trying to make them hoes all smile.

  39. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 1:08 PM

    Hey Bill, I need money for a drink. My right pocket has a $Billion, take what you need.

  40. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 1:08 PM

    Hey Bill, I need money for a drink. My right pocket has a $Billion, take what you need (it’s yours anyway).

  41. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 1:09 PM

    Richest 2 square feet in the world.

  42. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 1:12 PM

    WB to BG: Yo, Bill, that fitty billion i pledged to your thing, remember? Can I have some of that back?

  43. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 1:18 PM

    $100 Billion sitting on 100 square inches – that’s just Ludicrous!
    (and greater than the GDP of all but 55 countries)

  44. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 1:20 PM

    Who’s ready to throw some bones?

  45. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 1:27 PM

    They probably have unique and differing amounts in their “bitch funds”.

  46. Posted by I am a Dude | July 29, 2008 at 2:35 PM

    i doubt luda even knew or cared who was sitting next to him. he was there for the game

  47. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 2:43 PM

    “You never know who you’ll sit beside at the Mustang Ranch….”

  48. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 2:55 PM

    Now who’s that bucked-naked cook fixin three-course meals?

  49. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 3:09 PM

    @21 aka “merkin capital partners”
    I’ve noticed you seem to have a preoccupation with subliminal racial-esque comments on DB. I’m quiet frankly sick of your shyt. Let’s guess your profile shall we: Either birthed from the f-en-est lineage whose sub-par test scores, even with a Cambridge educated tutor and large donation from your aristocratic great-grANFUTer (think plantation owner that was a helluava motivator, even got “employees” to work from dawn to dust for the minimalist of wages! Must’ve been a gs alum!) could not get him into Andover OR someone whose penis is so small it could split an atom. Either way, I think I speak for the most sensible of the DB addicts, your comments are repetitively mind-numbing. Take your fictitious hedge fund, along w/your shtty excel skills back to Foxnewsville.

  50. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 3:13 PM

    sorry meant 27
    and I hope this isn’t a duplicate post, as you know most of the programmers for Deal Breaker got their start at Merkin Capital Partners.

  51. Posted by Investorcluzo | July 29, 2008 at 3:13 PM

    make money? b*tch please, I print it!

  52. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 3:42 PM

    Buffett to Gates and Luda: “i just dropped heat in my pants”

  53. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 3:49 PM

    Who cuts Bill’s bangs? And who picks out Warren’s shirts?

  54. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 3:52 PM

    I think his wife used the Flowbee. There are a bunch of flea markets in Omahahaha.

  55. Posted by I am a Dude | July 29, 2008 at 3:54 PM

    everyone knows Bill uses a soup bowl

  56. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 3:56 PM

    @52 was me. i am back w/ another one:
    Buffet to Gates & Luda: “i just shat my self, uh oh. shhhh”
    (make sure to read these while looking at the pic)

  57. Posted by I am a Dude | July 29, 2008 at 3:57 PM

    everyone knows Bill uses a soup bowl

  58. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 4:15 PM

    Who is the brother seated close to those two gentlemen, I hope he won’t do any harm to them.
    Sorry for my ignorance

  59. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 4:36 PM

    one of these things is not like the other

  60. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 6:44 PM

    WB to BG: Dude, I was just talking to TOGFD….turns out there’s a big cow tipping she-bang down in the first state tonight. Ya’all game?

  61. Posted by guest | July 29, 2008 at 6:56 PM

    Three dudes plotting to swipe Apple out from under Jobs

  62. Posted by guest | July 30, 2008 at 4:46 PM

    “Chevy ridin high, bwoy..chevy ridin high bwoy.”

  63. Posted by The Notorious BSC | July 31, 2008 at 9:52 AM

    Buffett to Ludacris: “I really like your music.”

  64. Posted by The Notorious BSC | July 31, 2008 at 9:53 AM

    Buffett to Ludacris: “I really like your music.”

  65. Posted by guest | July 31, 2008 at 2:29 PM

    “GODammit Bill, stop asking me to hook you up with hip hop groupies…. that freaky sh*t with the tablet PC really weirds ‘em all out!”
    “Warren, am I on my own here ?” talk to him please, help a brotha out!”

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