Caption Contest Monday

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 12:25PM

Hold that thought- let me just run and get some condoms...

Posted by DrederickTatum, Jul 21, 2008 12:27PM

Thain embraces the head of Merrill Lynch's Mortgage Backed Securities Desk.

Posted by Lowly Assistant, Jul 21, 2008 12:28PM

Yeah, remember that night I fucked you in the pet cememtary?

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 12:30PM

#2 wins - calling it.

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 12:31PM

"So tell me was Walt really frozen, cause I'd like to get on that train until this mess is over"

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 12:31PM

"So tell me was Walt really frozen, cause I'd like to get on that train until this mess is over"

Posted by a lord, Jul 21, 2008 12:35PM

"See you in hell, Thain"

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 12:36PM

Hi, I'm Client #9...

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 12:38PM

Can you point to where Stan O'Neal touched you?

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 12:39PM

Stan? Is that you in there?

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 12:42PM

"Nooo! My head's bigger"

Posted by Isiah, Jul 21, 2008 12:47PM

hey, neither of us are wearing pants anyway

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 12:49PM

Hey smart ass's i know that thus far this monday we have covered 4 or 5 of the deadly sins so i have a question about the orangest of orange deadly sins..

Could BofA have taken over CFC but NOT gurantee the public debt of CFC?

On the call this morning this was the response to a question about the public debt of CFC.
"we don't intend to guarantee the public debt but we understand the ramification of not paying".

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 12:49PM

"So, does Disney have a Sovereign Wealth Fund or what?"

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 12:51PM

"No no, he left about a year ago. I'm in charge now"

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 12:52PM

You would like working here. It's your type of outfit

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 12:57PM

Fictional characters unite!

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 1:00PM

Yes, I'll have your baby!!!!

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 1:00PM

Are you sure you know where Bob Iger keeps his checkbook?

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 1:02PM

Two residents of Fantasyland exchange stories....

Posted by DrederickTatum, Jul 21, 2008 1:03PM

@12:49 - In a word, yes. CFC is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of B of A. Its your prototype drop-down, triangle merger. All of CFC's liabilities are contained to its shell corporation, Red Oak Corporation.

B of A got an insane deal on the CFC merger. The entire purchase price produces an tax savings basically equal to the purchase prise of 2 Billion... so B of A sort of got CFC for free. Down the road, B of A can spin-off (or usurp) the mortgage serving division or other valuable parts of Countrywide. In the meantime, CFC's old liabilities (i suspect) will be left to die in the Red Oak shell.

This is my understanding. Admittedly, I would defer to Dealbreaker editor and former-Skadden wonderboy, John Carney... I'm pretty sure his grades in law school were higher than mine.

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 1:09PM

Yes we know Wall St. is run by a bunch of Mickey Mouse bankers!

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 1:22PM

I want to do to you what I did to the bonus pool by hiring Montag

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 1:29PM

Yeah,... I am the new Mickey!

Posted by Anal_yst, Jul 21, 2008 1:31PM

wtf is up with merrill and fictional characters? The pic on lolstreet with stan & the muppets, the actual muppets on their website a few months back, and now Thain getting ready to sodomize an unsuspecting minnie mouse? Seems to be a trend here....

Posted by JimBob, Jul 21, 2008 1:33PM

"You will work out well here at our Mickey Mouse company"

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 1:36PM

I told you we are all family here. Allow me to fill the holes in your cheese.

Posted by chad, Jul 21, 2008 1:58PM

"Oh, my God. Minney? It's a small world
when you got unbelievable tits."

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 2:09PM

JT: I heard you left Mickey. Is that true?

Minnie: Yes, I left him last week. He phucked Goofy.

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 2:12PM

"Daisy doesn't have to know a thing about us..."

-DK

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 3:30PM

Drederick, I was going to second yours until you revealed that you went to law school.

Posted by Finnegan, Jul 21, 2008 3:54PM

Can I fellate your nose...again, Minnie?

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 4:15PM

We finally have our first look at the $40 million hire from Goldman, Tom Montag.

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 4:20PM

Thain finally collars the perp who stole his daughter's tiara and computer.

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 4:43PM

"Yeah, Minnie, I had a good time too. I'll call you..."

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 4:51PM

'I CAN'T BELIEVE THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS IS REPLACING ME WITH A CHICK!"

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 4:52PM

pack your shit john, you're fired.

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 6:46PM

The plastic surgery really looks good Stan! But no you cant have an office here.

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 7:07PM

oh shit... who moved my cheese?

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 7:08PM

oh shit... who moved my cheese?

Posted by guest, Jul 21, 2008 8:19PM

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Posted by michange, Jul 21, 2008 9:28PM

Look, Minnie, you don't want the both of us to end up like Eliott and Ashley, right?

Posted by michange, Jul 21, 2008 9:30PM

But... Ashley told me you were playing it cool, Thainie!

Posted by guest, Jul 22, 2008 5:27AM

Tap tap...
'Time to come up to my John office'

Posted by guest, Jul 22, 2008 8:43AM

I love you, Goofy.

Posted by FUNdamental, Jul 22, 2008 11:06AM

hey john,

I didn't even know mickey was ill, but everyone keeps saying that you're in charge of his operation?

Posted by guest, Jul 30, 2008 12:05PM

Lovely to meet you finally Mrs Whitney