We all know that disgraced former New York governor Eliot Spitzer is trying to start a real estate vulture fund while hoping to avoid jail. But what's his former prostitute, Ashley Dupre, doing these days?
She's working on a reality show, of course. Her show is reportedly going to modeled after VH-1's "A Shot Of Love," which features a woman named Tila Tequila who can't decide whether she wants to fall for oafish men or demented women. Durpe's show will presumably be about a hooker with a heart of gold who just wants to be loved. And everyone knows the best way to find love is to look for it on television.
Ashley Dupré: Girl Gone Hollywood? [E!]
Ashley Alexandra Dupré's Humanity-Crushing Reality Show [Gawker]
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 12:21PM
Hello Apocolypse.
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 12:35PM
heart of gold and tits of silver
Posted by BlackSwan06 , Jul 08, 2008 12:38PM
It's the end of the world as we know it... and I feel fine.
Posted by FUNdamental , Jul 08, 2008 12:41PM
Anyone want to guess what it will be called?
"I like boats!!!" or
"No longer leased, ready to be bought?"
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 12:43PM
Wow. Those are some tits.
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 12:43PM
Like know one would watch it? People are suckers for this kind of stuff. They keep servin it up and we eat it like the morons we are.
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 12:43PM
Another winner of the scandal victim jackpot....
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 12:45PM
Does she still go for $4,000 a fuck?
If it is anything like $500 then I can still afford it.
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 12:47PM
Man. Whatever you say, Spitzer has got some taste for women.
Besides his wife is ugly. Mrs. Spitzer should get a boob-job or something to keep her husband in check.
Can ANYONE blame Spitzer for straying with Ms. Dupre.
-Client #11
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 12:47PM
YESSSSSS!!!
~LexSteelz
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 12:48PM
i think all hot banker chicks should quit ... become prostitutes ... seems like a better/faster way to become rich and famous ... you know
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 12:48PM
Client #11,
Agreed! Spitzer is the man. Now he's got all the time in the world to shag some bitches.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Jul 08, 2008 12:49PM
okay toots, your 15 minutes are up...move along. and as long as we're talking about yesterday's news, how about mike vick declaring bankruptcy? I wonder who holds the mortgage to his dog fighting coliseum, er, I mean, house?
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601079&sid=aoaJquwZ9DKg&refer=home
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 12:50PM
Client #11,
Agreed! Spitzer is the man. Now he's got all the time in the world to shag some bitches.
Posted by a lord , Jul 08, 2008 12:53PM
the tila tequila show is on mtv.
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 12:54PM
Spitzer's the man? You work on Wall St. or are you on break at ShopRite?
~LexSteelz
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 12:55PM
Dupre needs to merge with Tila Tequila in order to survive.
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 1:03PM
I frankly don't think Dupre is much to look at. You jackasses who think she is are just misguided. Not crazy, just misguided.
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 1:06PM
Agree with @1:03, my local parlor provides me with better quality for a fraction of the price.
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 1:06PM
We all prostitute ourselves in some way. Some are just better looking while doing it.
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 1:08PM
I don't watch any of those f'n reality? shows. The scum in hollywood will put just about anything on TV if they think some assholes will watch it.
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 1:10PM
If Spitzer TiVo's this, is that admissible as evidence?
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 1:10PM
@1:08
Isn't that what there supposed to do right?
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 1:12PM
Slight deviation on the subject....
A-Rod and Erin Burnett??
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 1:15PM
Well, well, look at this. This thread has been up for just an hour, and it's already drawn 22 posts. Good show John Carney. Thank you for remembering that Sex and Crazy sell very well on DB. We posters go right to it just like joe 6 pak goes right to the reality show on tv.
Posted by JorgeCad , Jul 08, 2008 1:31PM
I hear RBC hold's the mortgage for mike vick's house of horrors
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 08, 2008 1:38PM
Its as if they said, "I see your insanity and scandal, Brooke Hogan, and I raise you batshit crazy and raging whoriness, BAM!"
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 1:40PM
I'll take a healthy portion of Sex with a side of Crazy, thank you.
A little Chas Gaspo for dessert? Don't mind if I do!
-BeckyBootFan
Posted by MGR , Jul 08, 2008 1:40PM
@12:43 - The hooker is your standard Jersey Shore girl. Go down there during the summer and you see flocks of them.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Jul 08, 2008 1:45PM
@anal - great call, wtf is up with brooke knows best? reality tb has lost it's way. I'll stick with "locked up abroad", now that is some good television (in hd, no less)...
Posted by HAM05 , Jul 08, 2008 1:54PM
alright clutz, i caught a glimpse of that last night waiting for weeds and it was kind of bizzare. the narration and reenactments were hilarious and the fact that the two assclowns took commercial flights out of the country?? lets be serious...
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 1:58PM
Sex and Crazy. What a combination. I love it.
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 2:02PM
she has a nice rack
P.S. Arod has horrible taste in women
Posted by Investorcluzo , Jul 08, 2008 2:03PM
@hamsandwich - ha! good to see I'm not the only one watching. agreed the majority of the stories about a$$clowns who are drug mules (see bankers aren't as bad as you think - everyone is looking to get paid for doing nothing!). that said, if you caught the one at 11pm - you would have seen the numb-nut who decided to ride his motorcycle to the tip of south america. ended up getting caught by some rebel forces in columbia. the guy went medieval (on himself) to get out...
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 2:07PM
Dupre = Sex....Spitzer = Crazy
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 3:42PM
Let's face it, I'm totally going to watch this show, although it's not the next Pretty Woman.
Also, I was under the assumption that she wanted to become a "singer" and be "taken seriously" and "pave her own way" bla bla bla... I don't think whoring yourself out on cable is exactly the way to go on that one. But I guess she has a lot of other reality starlets to look up to.
@2:02 I agree, 100%
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 3:48PM
LOL. It is hilarious that now Spitzer will have her forever in tv-land! Just a constant reminder! I'm sure his wife is THRILLED.
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 4:52PM
Hey guys, chill. In Italy they had an ex-prostitute who was a member of Parliament. I think one married to that artist who does the big dogs on top of MOMA, maybe it was the same woman?
At least Ashley's going to be only on E. I'll watch her. Denise Richards is on there too. Awful show. Ashley might be better than that...
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 4:55PM
I'm not going to watch that show. Reality tv is a waste of electricity.
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 5:15PM
I think its hilarious that all you need to leverage your own TV show is massive notoriety. There is no evidence whatsoever that Ms. Dupre would be entertaining in any way whatsoever...I mean what is it this girl can actually do well? Basic dangerous stuff??
Chris Rock def said it best: you know you're powerful when someone can become famous for sucking your cock.
I wont put quotes around that because a) its def not the right wording b) Im not certain that chris rock said it
but I have no intention of googling "cock" at work...
Posted by Cincinnatus C , Jul 08, 2008 5:38PM
guys, i'm just hear to say that i'd whore myself out to cable in a minute....
Posted by guest , Jul 08, 2008 5:57PM
@cincinnatus C - you heard the man - suck someone famous's cock. easy. then cable comes callin' fo u bro
Posted by Cincinnatus C , Jul 08, 2008 6:57PM
can't i just eat some famous pussy?
Posted by Finnegan , Jul 08, 2008 7:01PM
Women have so many outs in life in terms of the hands they can play and still come out on top. As for Dupre, while I've never done better, I would hardly think she would be worth it for a guy with money or power.
Posted by Jmoney , Jul 08, 2008 7:05PM
@Finnegan,
This is just the one he got caught with. I bet he went through a whole stable of even better looking providers before he settled on the girl-next-door look.
Posted by StMarc , Jul 08, 2008 7:21PM
I was watching "Beach Patrol*" last night when they arrested this really obnoxious girl in a bikini top and shorts, and I observed that she had "porn boobs**."
I'm not sure why I came to that conclusion: you just know porn boobs when you see them. They're boobs that once you see some of them, you really want to see all of them. (More than usual, I mean.)
Point? This photograph is a marvelous example of the species. Those are porn boobs if ever I saw 'em. This shot's not even that racy, but it would do great on a GGW-type cover. They're not the best boobs I ever saw, she's pretty but not astoundingly so, but there's just something compelling about them.
M
*It's like "COPS," but they're, um, on a beach. Many fewer armed confrontations and domestics, many more hilarious drunken idiots and chicks in bikinis.
**She also had one arm amputated just above the wrist, which further led me to observe that perhaps she could be a crossover star from amputee porn (yes there is and don't pretend you didn't know) to mainstream porn, leading amputees out of the porn gutter into the bright light of the really big money. I scare me.
Posted by Bulging Bracket , Jul 08, 2008 8:07PM
@StMarc - everyone knows rule 34 - no matter what it is, there is porn of it. The Encyclopedia Dramatica does an especially apt representation of a ten commandments like explanation of rule 34. Obviously NSFW or a public location.
Posted by Cincinnatus C , Jul 08, 2008 11:04PM
i've stumbled across amputee porn before i'm sad to say.
Posted by guest , Jul 10, 2008 11:54AM
Yeah, as far as women that can be bought - those that do it professionally - she's not that hot (to me at least).
But of course way hotter than any woman that I've bedded with wits rather than cash...