• 31 Jul 2008 at 2:24 PM

Credit Suisse Broker On The Lam?

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Former Credit Suisse broker Julian Tzolov, under investigation for being a sheep and pushing auction rate securities, is thought to have fled to his native Bulgaria. (Suicide has been ruled out, faking one’s own death apparently only be de rigeur among the hedge fund set.) Tzolov resigned from the firm on September 7, 2007, so he’s presumably been planning the trip for a while. That, or he’s not in Bulgaria at all, and has simply been waiting for his god damn ShroomBurger.
The Journal noted that Credit Suisse itself is not a target of the probe, Tzolov apparently evidently being a go-getter who probably would’ve been more suited to certain other Swiss banks.
Broker Goes Missing As Securities Charges Near [WSJ]

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Comments (16)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2008 at 2:36 PM

    Your first sentence shows a great mastery of the art of the run-on. Please edit.

  2. 2
    Posted by Bess Levin | July 31, 2008 at 2:40 PM

    Okay, 2:36, but only if after I make the edit, you promise to blow a goat. Deal?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2008 at 2:40 PM

    ^ Are you fucking serious?

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2008 at 2:41 PM

    @ 236, Are you fucking serious?

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2008 at 2:57 PM

    BL @ 2:40 – you got yourself a deal, but where oh where can I find a goat willing and able in this fair city?

  6. 6
    Posted by merkin capital partners | July 31, 2008 at 3:03 PM

    his bloomberg profile says he’s “presently” at morgan stanley.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2008 at 3:04 PM

    BL @ 2:40 – you got yourself a deal, but where oh where can I find a goat willing and able in this fair city?

  8. 8
    Posted by Bess Levin | July 31, 2008 at 3:04 PM

    2:36/2:57– I don’t know, that’s all on you. Please note at this time that I have in fact edited the first line so as not to offend your delicate sensibilities. Balls are now in your court (/mouth).

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2008 at 3:12 PM

    Bess – Thanks for adding that parenthetical.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2008 at 3:22 PM

    Bess should chill in the comment section more often. Classic.
    ~LexSteelz

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2008 at 3:25 PM

    @2:40– try the 14th floor men’s room at 383 madison avenue.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2008 at 3:26 PM

    @2:57– try the 14th floor men’s room at 383 madison avenue.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2008 at 3:27 PM

    @2:57– try the 14th floor men’s room at 383 madison avenue.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2008 at 3:28 PM

    @2:57– ping me, I know where you might be able to find some.
    –blndbnker

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | July 31, 2008 at 4:37 PM

    Thanks for the edit, and do chill in the comments section!
    XOXOXO
    2:36

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | May 10, 2009 at 1:23 AM

    We got us a runner?

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