Stop what you're doing and give me your full attention because we've got a scandal bigger than Merrill on our hands. Here is the shit, feel free, nay encouraged, nay obligated to disseminate because that's how super serious it is:
Business/beer/babe blog DrunkTrader.com holds a poll each quarter to determine the hottest "Biz Babe." Last Tuesday, CNBC defector-cum-FBN anchor Liz Claman was announced the winner for Q3, with stiff competition from Alexis Glick, Trish Regan, Michelle Caruso-Cabrera, Rebecca Gomez, Erin Burnett, Jenna Lee and runner up Tracy Byrnes. On Wednesday, DrunkTrader tasked Intern Isis with splicing together some choice Claman clips and money shots with which to honor her great achievement.
After returning from a little R 'n R in Del Mar, DT discovered that not only had the assignment not been completed, but Isis had absconded with the raw material and the computer she had been loaned to complete the job. As of today, she is nowhere to be found. Obviously Shitfaced Trader would like to know where he can find the thousands of dollars in stolen electronics, but way importantly is the question of where in god's name are Liz Claman and the Clamanettes, and who is behind it all? Clearly the intern is not working alone. So far all we can come up with is Buffett, which is definitely a pretty good guess. If you have any ideas or information about their whereabouts, please, we implore you, come forward at this time.
DrunkTrader Intern AWOL With Liz Claman Media [Drunk Trader]
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 12:50PM
I can understand Carney sucking up to CNBC..Bess, but what is your reason???
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 12:51PM
@12:50-- how is this post sucking up to CNBC? Liz Claman works for FBN, genius.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 12:55PM
Too long, didn't read.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 1:00PM
Can Margaret Brennan get some props? Very underated, very gorgeous
Posted by FUNdamental , Jul 29, 2008 1:02PM
Somehow I don't think what you had in mind as a liz claman "money shot" is the same thing I had in mind.
And I call shenanigans on this list, with nary a becky quick, margaret brennan, rebecca jarvis, sandra smith or nicole peda...something or other on it, but does include caruso-cabrera?
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 1:03PM
# 3 - too long, didn't read
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 1:08PM
#6 - "too" ... Stopped reading right there.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 1:09PM
#3 & 6,
To Short, didn't read...
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 1:15PM
#8 - Too grammatically incorrect, couldn't understand. Who is Short?
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 1:19PM
too many words...too many words
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 1:20PM
6/7/8/9/10-- get some new material.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 1:21PM
How about a little mayo on those things.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 1:22PM
NUMBER 2.....Ok dumbshit....when Bess or John use the call letters CNBC in any article they are "sucking up" to them. They are getting acknowledgement without paying for it. I know where Liz Claman came from and I wish any dumbshit who calls her action "jumping ship" would knock it off.....she is improving her professional position with a more stable organization. GOT IT???
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 1:24PM
mary catherine wellons at cnbc should be on the list...
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 1:24PM
@1:22-- are you a fucking retard? no articles written on this site are paid for by the subject. Is Merrill paying for the three articles that mentioned it today? is damien hirst shelling out for the post that made fun of him this morning? grow a neuron you idiot.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 1:24PM
I really miss that rack on CNBC. That was one helluva MILF they let go there.
Now, only 281 people a day get to see them.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 1:39PM
NUMBER 15,,,,Thanks, we can read your comment an know who the retard is. Bye.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 1:47PM
Up here in Canada ...we have Amanda Lang on BNN.
http://www.investorvoice.ca/images/ABCP_AmandaLang_SRO.jpg
Posted by asg , Jul 29, 2008 1:49PM
Oh my god those tits can talk!
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 29, 2008 1:55PM
Amanda Drury has my vote, no doubt, the pron star of business news
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6618/mandy1bc5.jpg
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 2:22PM
By a bizarre cross interweb foul-up, the same computer with all the northern exposure of Liz, also has the email distribution list for all 19 of us who signed up to get BEACHCOMBER.
2 birds. 1 stone.
-BeckyBootFan
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 2:39PM
#18 - "Canada" ... Stopped reading right there.
Posted by lemmerdeur , Jul 29, 2008 3:04PM
Canada needs a business channel? I figured all they needed was some government bureaucrat updating everyone on the latest achievements towards completion of the Five Year Plan, mixed in with 1950's black&white Romanian cartoons, ahem, I mean "animation".
I wish I was paid in loonies.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 3:42PM
Hey 18, I think you put a picture of Barry Melrose on by mistake
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 3:54PM
#18,
Maybe you could turn off the Alliance pipeline for the winter and let these back office twats freeze in the dark this winter. How's $40/mmbtu sound? Asia's more than willing to pay up for nat gas.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 4:07PM
I want to put my cock between those boobies.
Sorry but working long hours in front of the computer is not nice.
I guess I will go to Stiletto or a table dance club tonight.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 5:17PM
@26
If you ever have the chance (you won't) make sure you take your magnifying glass and tweezers so you can find it.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 5:25PM
Every guy on the planet wants Liz, if not they're not into babes. Love the picture Bess, are you as smitten as we are???
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 5:27PM
@28-- "Every guy on the planet wants Liz"..from the neck down, sure. otherwise she's just an average looking soccer mom.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 5:28PM
If Liz Claman jumped ship, it was because the ship was a rat-infested, leaky boat over at CNBC. I can't tell you how high I jumped when my cable system picked up Fox Business. Now I have her rack in front of my face for 3 hours straight. Oh yeah, her brain too, sorry Liz
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 5:30PM
1/13/17/30-- what's the health insurance like at fbn? you obviously work there so i was wondering if you could share.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 5:30PM
Soccer mom? heck none of the soccer moms I know looks like THAT. I'll take it, mommy. Goooooooaaaaaalllllllll!!!!
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 5:35PM
All the good looking soccer moms fly to Vegas once a month and work the brass pole. Tip the manager, the bartender and the DJ, cut the parking lot security a little "fold" and fly home On Sunday, Monday with about $3000.00. Maybe even a chocolate chip if you're really, really good.
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 6:23PM
Okay, maybe she does not qualify, but I'll take Brittany Umar over at TheStreet.com http://www.thestreet.com/author/1107242/BrittanyUmar/all.html
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 6:56PM
How can you not love Scarlet Fu at B Berg TV? I mean, for Christ's sake, her last name is spelled F U .
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 7:48PM
Tapped it!
Posted by guest , Jul 29, 2008 8:32PM
@36, your to short to have tapped it...
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2008 10:09AM
i wish I worked at Fox. then i could see Liz and Sandra, Tracy, Alexis you-name-it every day. i'd get them their coffee and hot dog when they need it.
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2008 10:17AM
Really??? I wish I worked at CNBC so I could endure Kernen and Gaspy and company, watch bug-eyed Maria and nice but boring Erin battle it out for Battle of the Network Egos. What's the HR number at Fox Business? Get me outa heeerrreeee!!!
Posted by guest , Jul 30, 2008 12:06PM
@37.....36 here. Dude, your grammar sux!