Credit Suisse Broker On The Lam?

Posted by Bess Levin, Jul 31, 2008, 2:24pm

Former Credit Suisse broker Julian Tzolov, under investigation for being a sheep and pushing auction rate securities, is thought to have fled to his native Bulgaria. (Suicide has been ruled out, faking one's own death apparently only be de rigeur among the hedge fund set.) Tzolov resigned from the firm on September 7, 2007, so he's presumably been planning the trip for a while. That, or he's not in Bulgaria at all, and has simply been waiting for his god damn ShroomBurger.

The Journal noted that Credit Suisse itself is not a target of the probe, Tzolov apparently evidently being a go-getter who probably would've been more suited to certain other Swiss banks.

Broker Goes Missing As Securities Charges Near [WSJ]

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Tags: ARS, Auction Rate Securities, Credit Suisse

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Posted by guest, Jul 31, 2008 2:36PM

Your first sentence shows a great mastery of the art of the run-on. Please edit.

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Posted by Bess Levin, Jul 31, 2008 2:40PM

Okay, 2:36, but only if after I make the edit, you promise to blow a goat. Deal?

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Posted by guest, Jul 31, 2008 2:40PM

^ Are you fucking serious?

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Posted by guest, Jul 31, 2008 2:41PM

@ 236, Are you fucking serious?

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Posted by guest, Jul 31, 2008 2:57PM

BL @ 2:40 - you got yourself a deal, but where oh where can I find a goat willing and able in this fair city?

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Posted by merkin capital partners, Jul 31, 2008 3:03PM

his bloomberg profile says he's "presently" at morgan stanley.

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Posted by guest, Jul 31, 2008 3:04PM

BL @ 2:40 - you got yourself a deal, but where oh where can I find a goat willing and able in this fair city?

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Posted by Bess Levin, Jul 31, 2008 3:04PM

2:36/2:57-- I don't know, that's all on you. Please note at this time that I have in fact edited the first line so as not to offend your delicate sensibilities. Balls are now in your court (/mouth).

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Posted by guest, Jul 31, 2008 3:12PM

Bess - Thanks for adding that parenthetical.

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Posted by guest, Jul 31, 2008 3:22PM

Bess should chill in the comment section more often. Classic.

~LexSteelz

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Posted by guest, Jul 31, 2008 3:25PM

@2:40-- try the 14th floor men's room at 383 madison avenue.

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Posted by guest, Jul 31, 2008 3:26PM

@2:57-- try the 14th floor men's room at 383 madison avenue.

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Posted by guest, Jul 31, 2008 3:27PM

@2:57-- try the 14th floor men's room at 383 madison avenue.

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Posted by guest, Jul 31, 2008 3:28PM

@2:57-- ping me, I know where you might be able to find some.

--blndbnker

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Posted by guest, Jul 31, 2008 4:37PM

Thanks for the edit, and do chill in the comments section!
XOXOXO
2:36

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