From War For Independence To British Marketing Ploy In Just 232 Years

Even if you are at work, you're probably already checked out mentally. That's our explanation for yesterday's market action. Despite bad and mediocre news, stock market indexes went up because no one was paying attention. Futures were higher this morning because, let's face it, it takes work to make stocks go down.

What's causing all this laziness? It's our Independence Day, of course. We celebrate the day when our founding fathers dedicated themselves to the proposition that one people could dissolve the bonds that tied them to another because the just powers of government rely on the consent of the governed by having cookouts, not working and exploding ordinance in colorful arrays. And this year, because Independence Day is taking place on a Friday, many of us have decided to take the entire week off. Independence Week. Ah freedom.

But now the very country that we seceded from is offering another way to celebrate our independence.British Airways has launched a special $1776 business class fare from
"the colonies" to London, giving travelers the chance to visit and delight in London's history and culture y. Finally, the long-suppressed loyalist faction have a way to celebrate Independece Day!

But before you get all excited about this fare, the British are having their own laugh about this by including lots of hidden fees and taxes. It's the Boston Tea Party in reverse. Taxation without representation. One short flight for business travelers, one giant leap to reverse independence.

Comments

Posted by guest, Jul 02, 2008 10:19AM

Put the pipe down and back away slowly John.

Posted by guest, Jul 02, 2008 10:32AM

hahahaha. these airlines' business models were predicated on corporate suckers ponying up for overpriced business class seats, thereby subsidizing the cattle in the back. Market downturn = no more business travel = airline bankruptcies. time for a new model....

Posted by guest, Jul 02, 2008 10:42AM

In 1814 we took a little trip
Down to Louisiana on the mighty Mississip'
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
To fight the bloody British at the Battle of New Orleans

Well, we fired our guns and the British kept a comin'
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they commenced a runnin'
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

Well, they ran through the briars
And they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the places where a rabbit couldn't go!
They ran so fast the hounds couldn't catch 'em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

Posted by guest, Jul 02, 2008 11:08AM

Ehhh there are still plenty Sons of Liberty around, just have to be a little more subtle these days.

Posted by american bandersnatch, Jul 02, 2008 11:39AM

10:42 - What about the rest of the song? Didn't it involve firing cannonballs out of alligators or some such?

Posted by guest, Jul 02, 2008 12:33PM

The long version.......

"In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans.

[Chorus:]
We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin' on
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

We looked down the river and we see'd the British come.
And there must have been a hundred of'em beatin' on the drum.
They stepped so high and they made the bugles ring.
We stood by our cotton bales and didn't say a thing.

[Chorus]

Old Hickory said we could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't fire our muskets 'til we looked 'em in the eye
We held our fire 'til we see'd their faces well.
Then we opened up with squirrel guns and really gave 'em ... well

[Chorus]

Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.**

We fired our cannon 'til the barrel melted down.
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.
We filled his head with cannon balls, and powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.

[Chorus]

Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.**

Posted by guest, Jul 02, 2008 12:36PM

Don't worry, the way our economy is going they're going to buy us back soon anyway.

Posted by blndebnker, Jul 02, 2008 12:37PM

@12:33pm - Impressive.

Posted by guest, Jul 02, 2008 1:20PM

It's always impressive when someone can remember all the words to the Battle of New Orleans, which seemed incrediby stirring when I was a child. However, what does it have to do with the Fourth of July? The Fourth of July celebrates the signing of the Declaration of Independence in July 1776. The song is about the Battle of New Orleans, which was part of the War of 1812.

Posted by guest, Jul 02, 2008 1:49PM

Live Free or Die.

Posted by guest, Jul 02, 2008 2:25PM

"Futures were higher this morning because, let's face it, it takes work to make stocks go down." ummm no.

Posted by guest, Jul 02, 2008 2:28PM

Patriotic Fire by Winstom Groom. Great weekend read.

Posted by guest, Jul 02, 2008 2:57PM

Please don't come to England for Independence day unless you want to skip the BBQ, play in the rain, drink warm beer, say please and thank you to everybody, enjoy a "fireworks show" of knife-wielding 13 year olds shooting roman candles at you, fat girls, being forced to spell "programme" as such in your reports, and paying high taxes for "free" healthcare for everybody. Pints are nice but thank god I'll be in the States for America's birthday. God Bless. (can't complain about the strong Pound though. good US fun * 1.9906)

Posted by guest, Jul 03, 2008 6:05AM

Of course you suckers in the States paid $23m (inc interest) for Louisiana as part of your cunning plan to help evil dictator Napoleon rule Europe. I wouldn't pay $23m now for New Orleans.

Posted by guest, Jul 03, 2008 12:54PM

@guess 2:57

Fat girls? FAT GIRLS??? I've just spent two weeks in Florida and I think I met two girls there who weren't fat.

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