• 11 Jul 2008 at 11:25 AM

GE Hates Children

If General Electric sells its lighting division, it will ruin a time honored childhood tradition. You might remember the trick from your youth. You’d ask the unsuspecting to clasp their hands above their heads, forming a circle with their arms. Then you’d ask them to attempt to spell the word image and say lightbulb afterwards.
The result was someone whose arms formed a lightbulb shape above their head saying, “I M A G E Lightbulb.” Of course, this sounds exactly like “I am a G.E. lightbulb.”
In short, GE’s about to take a little bit of laughter away from children across America.

Comments (36)

  1. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 11:38 AM

    Carney. You’ve finally lost your mind.

  2. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 11:45 AM

    Yup, Schizo for sure.

  3. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 11:47 AM

    Lightbulbs are the new rice.

  4. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 11:48 AM

    Lightbulbs need to combine with children to survive

  5. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 11:50 AM

    Lighten up (pun intended). Carney’s not schizo at all. You first two commenters are spoil sports. Oh – or maybe you’re the ones who were laughed at when you couldn’t spell image, or didn’t get the trick. Bad childhood memories of being taunted by your smarter friends. That’s it. Kind of sour grapes.

  6. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 11:53 AM

    Did I miss something? Didn’t grow up here and am unaccustomed to this “tradition” ….my life could have turned out very differently… may quickly try this trick in the office now before GE sells it…

  7. Posted by EricM | July 11, 2008 at 11:53 AM

    Stories like this really should be reserved for the short bus alumni reunion weekends.

  8. Posted by John Carney | July 11, 2008 at 11:55 AM

    Wow. Cranky lot for a Friday.

  9. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 11:55 AM

    Carney, you should leave the humor to Bess.

  10. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 11:57 AM

    owah
    tahgoo
    siam……..or knock knock, who’s there, pileup

  11. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 11:59 AM

    Awww leave Carney alone!!

  12. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 11:59 AM

    Knock Knock?
    Who’s there?
    Smell mop.
    Smell mop who?
    Hahahahahahahah

  13. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 12:02 PM

    @11:59 – It’s better if you don’t text-laugh (i.e. lol, hahaha) at your own jokes.

  14. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 12:05 PM

    I preferred asking girls if they could touch their elbows to their shoulder blades. (try it, bess)

  15. Posted by mrpink | July 11, 2008 at 12:09 PM

    Who wants a drink tonight.
    NYC.
    -mrp

  16. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 12:12 PM

    Who vants a moustache ride?

  17. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 12:15 PM

    Carney,
    I snickered.
    I laffed.
    I guffawed.
    To quote Carlin,
    “George is a neverending word.
    G-E
    O-R
    G-E”
    thanks

  18. Posted by blndebnker | July 11, 2008 at 12:15 PM

    @12:12pm – Giambino?

  19. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 12:16 PM

    Carney,
    I snickered.
    I laffed.
    I guffawed.
    To quote Carlin,
    “George is a neverending word.
    G-E
    O-R
    G-E”
    thanks

  20. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 12:17 PM

    Carney,
    I snickered.
    I laffed.
    I guffawed.
    To quote Carlin,
    “George is a neverending word.
    G-E
    O-R
    G-E”
    thanks

  21. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 12:17 PM

    Carney,
    I snickered.
    I laffed.
    I guffawed.
    To quote Carlin,
    “George is a neverending word.
    G-E
    O-R
    G-E”
    thanks

  22. Posted by jerrydill | July 11, 2008 at 12:24 PM

    I didn’t do that as a kid. I guess I just missed out as a child. *sigh*

  23. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 12:24 PM

    Where I grew up you coaxed other kids to hook their index fingers into the sides of their mouth, pull their mouths wide and try to say “I was born on a pirate ship.”

  24. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 12:30 PM

    The sad thing is I just tried to do this at my desk.

  25. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 12:31 PM

    what happened to the good ol’ pull my finger?

  26. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 12:40 PM

    -damnslowbrowser-
    sorry

  27. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 12:54 PM

    Didn’t Bill O’Reilly start the smears of GE because O’Reilly hates MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann? GE owns NBC. O’Reilly has accused GE and NBC of being for the terrorists.
    One thing is for sure. Olbermann has succeeded where many have failed: He has caused O’Reilly to go nuts on the air!

  28. Posted by Anal_yst | July 11, 2008 at 1:28 PM

    @ Mr Pink
    Make it so.
    What’d you have in mind?

  29. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 1:30 PM

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Babs’ uvula.
    Babs’ uvula who?
    I don’t know, Babs.

  30. Posted by mrpink | July 11, 2008 at 1:51 PM

    Anal_yst-
    I don’t know where the DB ‘in crowd’ hangs out at, any suggestions?
    -mrp

  31. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 2:13 PM

    kids who did that were dorks anyway…

  32. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 2:40 PM

    GE Finance cocked up the works so now GE has to sell the real assets to shore things up.

  33. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 2:52 PM

    I know when I was a kid the ‘in thing’ was to get someone to use their index fingers to pull their mouths wide and say “I’m a banker”. How apt

  34. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 3:47 PM

    @ 11:53 – go ahead. Live. Try it now! Ask someone in your office to do it. Silliness is allowed on a Friday afternoon. Let us all know how it turns out.

  35. Posted by guest | July 11, 2008 at 3:47 PM

    I bet Carney’s never done an atomic situp. Does anyone want to see Carney do an atomic situp?

  36. Posted by John Carney | July 11, 2008 at 6:22 PM

    Guest 3:47: Keep your stuff in your pants. This is a post about childhood.

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