• 18 Jul 2008 at 3:35 PM

Jim Cramer’s “If I Did It”

By Bess Levin

“In retrospect, it was so easy to take down Bear.”

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Comments (21)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 3:41 PM

    First!

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 3:50 PM

    he’s right!
    IT TAKES A SOCIOPATH TO KNOW ONE!

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 4:02 PM

    If the rumor’s legit, you must acquit!

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 4:03 PM

    Sociopaths don’t think they’re sociopaths…

  5. 5
    Posted by american bandersnatch | July 18, 2008 at 4:31 PM

    I would have preferred “how to murder your wife” – an underappreciated classic

  6. 6
    Posted by bank_teller | July 18, 2008 at 4:36 PM

    nah, perfect headline. good way to kick off the weekend, bess.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 4:37 PM

    @4:03 (or the new #2!)
    they don’t have to have self realization, but they can smell their own breed.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 4:39 PM

    cramer was saying the other day that any sizable hedge fund could pay a few hundred people to start a mini riot outside a bank branch and start a bank run.
    that man has a diseased mind.

  9. 9
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 18, 2008 at 5:28 PM

    @ 4:39
    This is news? I think what we’re looking for here is that little saying, certain things are better left unsaid (on national tv)

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 6:10 PM

    Cramer’s comment must have been written a couple of days ago. As we all know, the SEC did issue a bunch of subpoenas a few days.
    Interesting take on Bear.
    Cramer is much easier to stomach in print than he is on TV. The rolled up sleeves showing off his biceps puts me off every time, and of course, there’s the yelling.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 7:52 PM

    Riddle me this: how is TIm Russert dead and this guy is alive?

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | July 19, 2008 at 12:01 AM

    How do you kill the Antichrist?

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 19, 2008 at 9:24 AM

    oh man, what can i say? a sociopath, an egomaniac, narcissistic Jim “Napoleon” Cramer. I didn’t read the whole article b/c
    checking the ads is more enjoyable.
    I think Cramer and Burnett should have a TV shows on Sundays where he does the yelling (instead of those infomercials)all day and she does the listening like a financial reporter with an IQ of 10.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 19, 2008 at 9:27 AM

    how do you pee into the mouth of anti-Chinese?

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | July 19, 2008 at 9:28 AM

    answer for #14
    by doing the no. 2 first if possible.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | July 19, 2008 at 10:40 AM

    What’s with the numbered comments/responses?

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | July 19, 2008 at 4:11 PM

    I think 15 meant:
    answer for #14
    by doing the no. 12 first if possible.

  18. 18
    Posted by trojan | July 20, 2008 at 2:08 PM

    Jim Cramer needs to merge with Bill O’Reilly in order to survive.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | July 20, 2008 at 8:25 PM

    The whole “merge with someone” group is beating a dead horse. just stop it losers! Not interesting or funny.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 12:11 AM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz88VkUY_TY
    –Calgary Schmooze

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | July 21, 2008 at 8:34 AM

    @#19 – Good lookin out. — blndebnker

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