First of all, I take exception to the ‘you guys’ comment. I did not create these C.D.O.’s.”
–John A. Thain, Merrill Lynch’s chief executive, responding to an analyst comment during the securities firm’s conference call Thursday afternoon. He was referring to mortgage investments that Merrill made under his predecessor, E. Stanley O’Neal.

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Comments (46)

  1. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 10:31 AM

    You didn’t make them but you sure are responsible for them. Looks like a tool needs some tools.

  2. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 10:33 AM

    Ouch.
    In all fairness, with the ‘highest CEO package’ that Thain pocketed last year, he pretty much acgreed to be responsible for those CDO’s. Why the angst now?
    Someone bite off more than he could chew?

  3. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 10:39 AM

    I saw Bess out last night and she has a beard.

  4. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 10:42 AM

    Beards are in Vogue this summer, and I am counting down the days til the guys in my office take on Mo-vember…
    http://us.movember.com/?=adwords

  5. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 10:46 AM

    @10:39- you’re an idiot.

  6. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 10:48 AM

    thain is the man

  7. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 10:49 AM

    no, thain is a dick for saying that.

  8. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 10:50 AM

    yes?

  9. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 10:53 AM

    Agreed to an extent. Thain does have to take a certain amount of responsibility. As a risk man himself, however, I’d expect this reaction to be almost knee-jerky in nature.

  10. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 10:53 AM

    Agreed to an extent. Thain does have to take a certain amount of responsibility. As a risk man himself, however, I’d expect this reaction to be almost knee-jerky in nature.

  11. Posted by I am a Dude | July 18, 2008 at 10:56 AM

    the “you” was plural, as in ML, not a singular “you” as in john thain who was in seclusion with bhuddist monks before he became CEO of ML

  12. Posted by Bess Levin | July 18, 2008 at 10:59 AM

    Hi Guest at 10:39,
    It’s interesting that, according to IP records, you also called Commenter Girl a “bearded bafoon [sic],” yesterday. What’s this obsession with writing “[insert female here] has a beard”? Are you projecting a secret desire of yours to posses a woman with actual facial hair, or are you looking for ‘a beard’ as a front for your homosexuality (not that there’s anything wrong with that)?

  13. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 11:02 AM

    I heart Bess…
    I also heart Bess’ IP skills

  14. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 11:04 AM

    There is nothing wrong with being a bearded lady. I have had a long and successful carreer in the transient, multi-locational entertainment space.
    ~Rotilda Fech, Bearded Lady
    The Cassini Bros Circus
    (Northern Route Troupe)

  15. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 11:06 AM

    “First of all, I take exception to the ‘you guys’ comment. I did not create these C.D.O.’s.”
    – Jimmy Cayne

  16. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 11:09 AM

    I heart Jimmy Cayne

  17. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 11:11 AM

    I also heart Bess…she can see my IP anytime

  18. Posted by FUNdamental | July 18, 2008 at 11:15 AM

    The IP is coming from INSIDE the dealbreaker!!!!!

  19. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 11:16 AM

    “First of all, I take exception to the ‘you guys’ comment. I did not create these C.D.O.’s.”
    – jimmy cayne, john thain, chuck prince

  20. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 11:17 AM

    what was o’neal’s response?

  21. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 11:18 AM

    “Heyyy” – stan o’neal

  22. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 11:19 AM

    once you sign on the dotted line and accept the paycheck, stfu, thain.

  23. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 11:19 AM

    if thain didn’t want to be associated w/ them, he shouldn’t have joined the team. period.

  24. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 11:20 AM

    “Posted by guest, Jul 18, 2008 11:19AM
    once you sign on the dotted line and accept the paycheck, stfu, thain.”
    yes.

  25. Posted by FUNdamental | July 18, 2008 at 11:22 AM

    so bess can check my IP freely?
    //tried to resist. Could not.

  26. Posted by Lowly Assistant | July 18, 2008 at 11:32 AM

    An IP rests only in the eyes of its beholder. Bess is to deity, as Cayne is to Bongo Man.

  27. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 11:36 AM

    @Fun
    Of course. Big Brother is watching.

  28. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 11:37 AM

    @LA– wha?

  29. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 11:38 AM

    Bess, what else do you know about us?

  30. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 11:40 AM

    @11:38– i can’t speak for what bess knows but i do know that you are a eunuch.
    – guest at 11:40

  31. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 11:40 AM

    Never cultivate around your mouth what grows wild around your ass.

  32. Posted by I am a Dude | July 18, 2008 at 11:43 AM

    @11:40 profound

  33. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 11:44 AM

    wow, you’re good.
    guest at 11:38

  34. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 11:47 AM

    Anyone who let’s their ass hair grow wild is uncouth.
    I wear mine in tight little braids.

  35. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 12:05 PM

    Hey Thain, I didn’t make the CDO’s either and I take exception to losing my job at ML as a result of them.

  36. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 12:25 PM

    Is he kidding? He’s the bloody CEO. Take some responsibility for God’s sake!

  37. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 12:35 PM

    the “not my bad” ethos still long and strong.
    bess is applying at Google.
    -retail

  38. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 12:42 PM

    When the Coast Guard boards a sinking ship, those rescued don’t accuse us if causing the ship to sink! You analysts need to know your place.

  39. Posted by Anal_yst | July 18, 2008 at 12:45 PM

    Wtf is this “responsibility” shyt you kids keep talking about?

  40. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 12:54 PM

    I’ll believe Wall Streeters WON’T take responsibility for their actions the day someone great…like A-Rod….leaves his wife for a fling with Madonna. I just have to laugh at the thought of that! It’ll never happen.

  41. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 1:14 PM

    I was going to post a pithy comment but I am afraid they will retain my IP address.

  42. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 2:09 PM

    You know who is responsible for the CDO crisis? Second-tier b-school profs who created perfect “valuations” of CDOs: John Hull and Alan White.

  43. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 2:16 PM

    of course you’re responsible, me. thain.
    if you’re as smart as you think you are (you’re not), then you would have unloaded this poison as your first executive act.
    fixed your losses, have everyone take one for the team, told everyone to lick the, and move on.
    the equadorian woman who cleans your office at night knew subprime was a joke.
    are you willing to admit you didn’t?

  44. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 4:10 PM

    Heard someone was fired from SAC awhile back for confirming SC’s screen name….Any truth to that??

  45. Posted by guest | July 18, 2008 at 9:47 PM

    IP traffic analysis …..cuckoo cuckoo

  46. Posted by guest | January 26, 2009 at 12:13 PM

    #43 – There’s no Q in Ecuador.

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