• 23 Jul 2008 at 10:25 AM

Meredith Whitney’s Husband Stages Dramatic Intepretation Of Her Assault On Citi

By Bess Levin

Remember way back in the day, when Meredith Whitney made a name for herself– Dollar Dominatrix– by downgrading the big C, and she got a few “fuck you, bitch” emails from investors and her husband, pro-wrestler-cum-liquid Viagra distributor John Layfield canceled a planned trip to Texas so that he could walk her to and from the office in case some Friends ‘o Citi tried anything funny? That was very nice of him, etc, but if this clip of JBL getting the stuffing kicked out him the other day by wrestler-cum-rapper John Cena is any indication, his protective services wouldn’t have done shit. Next, we’ll bring you the match everyone really wants to see: Whitney v. Pandit, winner takes all (ten shares of Citi).

Comments (17)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 23, 2008 at 10:56 AM

    LOL, she is actually married to a pro wrestler? I think the financials just need to bring Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage to her office to settle this once and for all. Steel cage, of course.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | July 23, 2008 at 11:20 AM

    Obama!

  3. 3
    Posted by FUNdamental | July 23, 2008 at 11:22 AM

    Looks like meredith is the only one not able to “cum” in this story.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 23, 2008 at 11:29 AM

    Whenever someone tries to tell me wrestling is fake, I kick them in the balls. DOES THAT FEEL FAKE, ASSHOLE?!

  5. 5
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 23, 2008 at 11:43 AM

    @ Fun
    Something tells me she gets off every time…

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 23, 2008 at 11:50 AM

    HEHE headline of the day:
    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=aOTrpoxJipZA

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | July 23, 2008 at 11:56 AM

    Send Kimbo Slice to do the job.
    http://www.guba.com/watch/3000054646
    -DK

  8. 8
    Posted by FUNdamental | July 23, 2008 at 12:15 PM

    @anal – is that something the whisper in your ear before she leaves?

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | July 23, 2008 at 12:38 PM

    @ Anal-
    Impossible. No woman gets off everytime…
    looks like someone’s been faking for you.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | July 23, 2008 at 12:42 PM

    Meredith “the forehead” Whitney used to have a penis so she actually does get off every time

  11. 11
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 23, 2008 at 12:47 PM

    @ 9
    I’m fine with that.
    @ Fun
    She’s a screamer, theres no whispering anywhere, this should not come as a surprise

  12. 12
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 23, 2008 at 12:51 PM

    ooo, maybe this’ll kinda stop the rally?
    NEWS STORY FOR N. 6117 (Source: DJ)
    12:50 07/23 DJ Oil Spill Closes Mississippi River At New Orleans
    The Coast Guard has closed a 29-mile stretch of the Mississippi River at New
    Orleans Wednesday because of a spill of thousands of barrels of heavy fuel oil
    nah prolly not, d’oh

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | July 23, 2008 at 1:06 PM

    LEH above $20!
    Where’s Dave Einhorn??

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | July 23, 2008 at 1:27 PM

    Michael Mayo gets credit for his foretell in October
    on C. But his following the panic-stricken herd lately
    and raising his target to $20 only after it recovered
    to $20, is weak.
    Let’s now recap other sky-is-falling geniuses;
    July 9 (Reuters) -
    “The financials are not recovering. Some of the regional banks are
    showing signs of weakness and starting to crack a little bit,” said
    Seth Plunkett, a portfolio manager for fixed income with American
    Century Investments
    July 2, 2008
    Oppenheimer & Co. analyst Meredith Whitney lowered her estimates on
    Citigroup Wednesday, due in part to exposures to troubled bond
    insurance companies.
    Whitney, lowered her second-quarter estimate to a loss of $1.25 per
    share from a gain of 21 cents per share and predicted a writedown of
    $12.2 billion.
    Wrong, and wrong.
    (In April, Whitney downgraded Wells Fargo also)
    Real estate is going to hit a bottom, and real sub-prime
    defaults will end out around 20% – not close to these
    crazy 50-80% writedowns. Then people will wake up
    and realize why C was a global cash-cow that earns
    $5 B per quarter on normal operations.
    Remember, before it had to register these non-core
    devaluations, C had a P/E around 10 at $48 / share.
    These fools act like one of the world’s largest banks
    is disappearing soon.
    -

  15. 15
    Posted by kimbo | July 23, 2008 at 6:05 PM

    @7… i be here. let me wrap this LBO and i’m down to knuck up.
    gotta eat, bro.

  16. 16
    Posted by DAVE7007 | July 30, 2008 at 5:14 PM

    I WOULD STILL LIKE TO PULL HER PANTS DOWN AND HAVE A LOOK AROUND…..

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | August 7, 2008 at 2:58 AM

    Y’all hate her because she is rite all the way, wake up fuckers and smell the coffee y’all day dreaming. tell me how much y’all lost in the street in the last few month huh??, fuckers ha..ha..ha…

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