• 30 Jul 2008 at 3:30 PM

Never Change!

By Bess Levin

jeffepstein.jpgHonestly, we never cared much either way about massage enthusiast/Bear Stearns investor Jeff Epstein but we’re starting to love The Ladies Man who, according to Page Six, has been spending his incarcerated days “at the [prison] library e-mailing various models he befriended in New York, sending them boxes of chocolates and promising them career help.” No sense wasting time getting back in the saddle.
We Hear [NYP]

Comments (6)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2008 at 3:51 PM

    Richard Johnson is one of the funniest “double entendre” names I have ever read!
    ~Peter O’Toole

  2. 2
    Posted by Anal_yst | July 30, 2008 at 3:55 PM

    godspeed Jeff, our hearts (and other organs) are with you!

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2008 at 4:18 PM

    Connie Lingus! Paging Connie Lingus!
    Mike Hunt? Is Mike Hunt here?
    -DK

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2008 at 4:22 PM

    This is the type of inspired commentary that has been lacking from these boards due to the mayonnaise problem. Thank god it’s been sufficiently censored.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2008 at 4:33 PM

    “Creamy Center”
    “Double Chocolate Pillow”
    “Gooey Delight”
    Are these chocolates or tranny hooker names?
    You be the judge!
    -DK

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | July 30, 2008 at 5:26 PM

    #3 that’s f’n hilarious
    I P Daily

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