@Bess he does have a sort of gritty, Spielberg thing goin on here. Looks tough. I have much more respect for Sam Israel now that he is known to not always look like a fat putz.
Israel: "Wait, guys. Stop. Over there, do you see it?"
Agent: "Is that a pelican?"
Israel: "egret [bitch]...it's an egret...[get it fucking right, you stupid whore]."
No, really Your Honor, I did try to kill myself.... Really!.... Stop laughing, look - see the rope marks under my lush beard? Why wont anyone believe me......
Wait, they told me I look like that insane Jim Cramer! The only difference was that I wasn't coward.I didn't turn my back from my hedge fund when the stock market was going down.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 9:50AM
Nike should pay me for product placement.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 9:56AM
"the b*tch set me up!"
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 9:56AM
Where's our $400Mil?
Bayou Group Investors
Posted by chad , Jul 03, 2008 9:57AM
"Bess Levin Arrested for Posting Weak-Ass Picture to Choose Caption For"
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 9:59AM
It's cool. Al Gore grew one and they gave him a Nobel prize.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 10:00AM
"Shaving is painful, suicide is painless"
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 10:00AM
"I'm parked by the 580....."
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 10:02AM
so Bess likes to be handcuffed?
Posted by Investorcluzo , Jul 03, 2008 10:06AM
@9:56 - nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5IyVyLqIPg
Posted by CNote , Jul 03, 2008 10:06AM
"Is that my new cellmate? I wonder if he's going to call me Princess."
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 10:07AM
The unspeakable things I'd like to do to Bess Levin.
(not a capiton, just a comment)
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 10:11AM
Mom? Mommy? Where are they taking me mommy?
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 10:12AM
This fur on my face should act as a mayo catcher.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 10:13AM
"Hey can we stop at the Basketball Hall of Fame first??"
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 10:15AM
@Bess he does have a sort of gritty, Spielberg thing goin on here. Looks tough. I have much more respect for Sam Israel now that he is known to not always look like a fat putz.
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 03, 2008 10:16AM
looks kinda bernanke-ish, circa 1996ish
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 10:16AM
I am trailer trash.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 10:18AM
My face is gonna look like a glazed doughnut once the brutha's have at me. I'll be soooo popular!
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 10:18AM
"Hey check out that chick over there- is she blowing an egret?"
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 10:19AM
Please remember ladies, the ball cap is hiding an uncle fester hairdo.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 10:23AM
"In related news, Israel and Jeff Epstein have announced the launch of a new fund called Penal Partners Ltd."
Posted by chad , Jul 03, 2008 10:28AM
Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 10:33AM
I think the feds just caught up with Richard Dreyfuss for killing that shark.
Posted by blndebnker , Jul 03, 2008 10:35AM
"Is that...is that the egret? He came to watch my perp walk? OMG he DOES care!"
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 10:35AM
maybe Richard Dreyfus
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 10:37AM
I didn't kill my wife!
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 10:40AM
Impossible is nothing.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Jul 03, 2008 10:40AM
"told ya I'd get two perp walks, b*tches!"
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 10:44AM
Dr. Phil, Karma is a B!tch
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 10:46AM
Is that a parking ticket on the windshield of my moped?
Posted by bank_teller , Jul 03, 2008 10:48AM
@10:37 -- I know you didn't, Richard. Now think me up a cup of coffee, will ya! And one of those chocolate donuts with the sprinkles on it.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 10:50AM
Leon Cooperman said I was his best trader ever
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 10:53AM
28...29...30. 30 photographers at a hedgie's perp walk HAS to be a record, right? Beat that, b*tches....
Posted by HAM05 , Jul 03, 2008 10:54AM
someone fill me in on the mayo talk - feel like im missing something
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 11:03AM
Israel Still on Lam, Piven Now in Custody
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 11:04AM
Milk was a bad choice.... Baxter is that you??!?!?!
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 11:04AM
Farewell and adieu dear Ladies of Spain...
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 11:09AM
Can I get extra mayo in prison?
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 03, 2008 11:12AM
Is he wearing a zildjian hat? Who knew he was a budding percussionist?
Posted by ArtVandelay , Jul 03, 2008 11:17AM
"Mr. Holland look-a-like finally arrested for conducting one hell of a Hedgie Opus."
Posted by big r , Jul 03, 2008 11:20AM
i wonder if its hit him yet that he wont be having a MHL for a very long time
Posted by FUNdamental , Jul 03, 2008 11:23AM
//eagerly looking for ashton kutcher and the rest of the punk'd crew.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 11:26AM
Israel: "Wait, guys. Stop. Over there, do you see it?"
Agent: "Is that a pelican?"
Israel: "egret [bitch]...it's an egret...[get it fucking right, you stupid whore]."
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 11:27AM
I have no egrets.
Posted by blndebnker , Jul 03, 2008 11:28AM
@Anal_yst - Good looking out on the Zildjan hat. He must have been hiding out at Sam Ash.
Posted by NotNasser , Jul 03, 2008 11:28AM
This is Springfield? Will I be sharing a cell with Sideshow Bob?
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 11:42AM
No play for Mr. Gray. You’ve been reeeeeeeee-jected! Meet the new Just For Men spokesman.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 11:42AM
Being on the lam has been good for him. He actually looks kind of hunkish.
Bruce
Posted by Anal_yst , Jul 03, 2008 11:48AM
Wait is that the Men's Warehouse guy?
Man, are you gonna like the way you look!
@ Blnde, yea, def doesn't strike me as a GC kinda guy...bet he was hiding behind a marshall full stack
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 11:57AM
In that pic, he's rocking a Grissom-CSI thing, and it works!
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 12:03PM
Dig my Marty DiBergi getup?
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 12:27PM
"You're gonna like the way you look in handcuffs. I guarantee it."
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 12:48PM
Why didn't I get washed away in Hurricane Katrina.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 1:09PM
Its the runner up in the first annual Richard Hatch doppelganger contest.
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 1:21PM
"Hey -- I thought you guys said we were going to KFC."
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 1:24PM
No, really Your Honor, I did try to kill myself.... Really!.... Stop laughing, look - see the rope marks under my lush beard? Why wont anyone believe me......
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 1:43PM
Wikky wikky wikky wild wild west.
Posted by NSD , Jul 03, 2008 3:40PM
jesus that guy can grow facial hair fast. in the pic the other day he was clean shaven, wasnt he?
very bear material. mr pink, your type?
Posted by Conflicts of disinterest , Jul 03, 2008 6:57PM
"Jeez, maybe I should have taken few more of Mother's trading touts, too..."
Posted by Finnegan , Jul 03, 2008 7:09PM
"Susanah Hoffs taught me this look. Perp walk'in like an Egyptian baby!"
Posted by guest , Jul 03, 2008 9:21PM
When you have to suck dick to get by, you know it's time to turn yourself in.
Posted by guest , Jul 04, 2008 5:25AM
@10:37
Dr. Richard Kimble
I have an appointment with Messrs Cioffi and Tannin in Cell Block D.
Posted by guest , Jul 04, 2008 8:22PM
Wait, they told me I look like that insane Jim Cramer! The only difference was that I wasn't coward.I didn't turn my back from my hedge fund when the stock market was going down.
Posted by guest , Jul 04, 2008 8:25PM
Looks like they are taking me to Guantanamo bay! That's painful!
Posted by guest , Jul 05, 2008 2:56PM
Hey! Where's my $400 Million? I earned it; it's mine. Hell with those dumb investors. You know, Caveat Emptor and whatever like that.
Posted by guest , Jul 06, 2008 6:59PM
This is probably the only good photo of Sam Israel ever taken in his life. Too bad for his mother he's in handcuffs.
Posted by guest , Jul 07, 2008 2:04PM
"anyone want to rub my size 12 feet?"